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1990
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I’m sitting here with Susie Who isn’t very choosy A bottle of cheap wine And we’re getting on just fine My Barry White selection Provokes her into action It’s looking like the time When the doorbell starts to chime Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? Perhaps the page 3 model Who lives on the second floor Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? It’s just my neighbors… They’re drunk and they throw up on the floor So keep the door shut! Let no one in!! Just keep the door shut, you’ll never win! You give in one inch then it’s too late It must be trouble, so let it wait! Now Susie has departed You had an awful fight The neighbors lie in coma They’ve been like that all night Your brain is on vacation Your body’s in the bath You try to sort the place out When someone comes up the path… Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? Perhaps it’s little Susie And she’s coming back for more Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? It’s just her husband, Sylvester He’s only 6 feet 4!!! So keep the door shut! Let no one in! Just keep the door shut, you’ll never win!! You give in one inch, then it’s too late! It must be trouble, so let it wait! Sylvester’s not so happy… He takes it out on you! A shame she never told you He’s a black belt at Kung Fu! A few weeks after Christmas The bandages are gone You roll home on your wheel chair But your place looks like you’ll be gone Your furniture has vanished It’s all been repossessed There’s just your old piano And the doorbell, which is pressed Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? Perhaps it’s Father Christmas He missed me out before Ding dong, ding dong Who is that at the door? The bailiff’s men are back again… They lift the piano off the floor So keep the door shut! You’ll never win! Best hang a sign out “there’s no one in”!! Fit 20 padlocks and put of armor plate A shark-filled moat and an electric gate! You’ve had all you can take now You haven’t any hope Your fate has done it’s worst enough There’s one thing left:-the rope! You dangle from the rafters As your soul levitates And by some miracle You sand before the Pearly Gates Ding dong, ding dong Is anyone at home? I am looking for my piano And a cloud to call my own Ding dong, ding dong Will anyone reply? An answer comes, a mighty voice That echoes through the sky! We keep the gates locked! You won’t get through! - Shut up! Can’t you read English? We’re closed till 2! You know it never ceases to amaze What sort of people we get these days! So keep the door shut! Let no one in! Just keep the door shut, you’ll never win!! You give in one inch, then it’s too late! How can you know what strangers outside wait? (A-Log) |
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