Santa's Little Scratch Helper  By: Billy Waitey

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Keywords:	ASS SCRATCHER, CHRISTMAS, GIFT, SCRATCHER, UNBEARABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Snowflakes fall on the chimney top Reindeer pause at the midnight stop I hung my list where the firelight glows One simple wish in the winter snow No need for gold or a diamond ring Just a tool to ease this sting Santa hear my humble plea Bring that scratcher down to me All I want for Christmas Is an ass scratcher Something simple, something sweet To scratch away the heat Oh Santa won't you hurry Through the stormy weather I've been good all damn year Bring me my scratcher Elves are crafting toys with care But I sit stiff in my rocking chair Stockings stuffed with useless junk While my back stays full of funk Sleigh bells jingle, reindeer prance Give me my Christmas chance One small tool to set me right On this holy winter night All I want for Christmas Is an ass scratcher Something simple, something sweet To scratch away the heat Oh Santa won't you hurry Through the stormy weather Still been good all damn year Bring me my scratcher Frost is biting, winds howl loud This itch has made me way too proud Miracle needed, answer my call Or I'll scratch right through the wall All I want for Christmas Is an ass scratcher Something simple, something sweet To scratch away the heat Oh Santa won't you hurry Through the stormy weather I've been good all damn year Bring me my scratcher All I want for Christmas Is an ass scratcher Something simple, something sweet To scratch away the heat Oh Santa won't you hurry Through the stormy weather I've been good all damn year Bring me my scratcher (Halfshell)

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