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James "JayWolf" Walz/Sabaka Mahusky
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James "JayWolf" Walz (Halfshell)
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James "JayWolf" Walz (Halfshell)
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Private (Halfshell)
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Razorwulf (Halfshell)
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Vroom-vroom…
SNORT!
I rolled up to your house on my custom-piped beast
Chrome shining bright, 1200cc unleashed
Kicked down the stand, gave the throttle a twist
Thought the neighborhood shook, but Grandma beat me to the rip
She’s upstairs in her nightgown, flannel armor of pink
Rockin’ those curlers like a heavy-metal queen
I barely killed the engine when the windows all cracked
Your sweet little Granny just dropped a 10-megaton snore attack
The dog ran for cover, the cat joined a cult
Pictures fell off the wall from the subsonic assault
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
She rattles the rafters and cracks the drywall
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
I need earplugs made of steel just to survive the night, yo
I wear a full-face helmet just to watch TV
Got noise-canceling cans stacked in layers of three
But through titanium, foam, and a pillow barricade
I still hear her rip one that registers on the Richter scale
She hit a note so low my kickstand vibrated loose
My license plate fell off, now it just says “ZZZ”
The neighbors called the cops, said there’s a freight train in the attic
Cops showed up with shotguns… then they joined her fan club, it’s tragic
Even the Gold Wing riders down at the bar
Tip their helmets to Grandma, the undisputed star
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
She’s got dual exhaust where her nostrils should be
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
Sure-pipe straight-shot thunder, 180 decibels free
I tried everything, man, I really did try
Vicks under her nose, duct tape (don’t ask why)
Whispered “Shhh, Grandma, the hogs need their sleep”
She answered with a snort that launched me six feet
Everyone in the house yelling
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
She’s the queen of decibels, the matriarch of roar
Your grandmother’s snoring is louder than my motorcycle!
I sold the bike for hearing aids… and I still want more
Goodnight, Grandma…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sleep on... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sleep on... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
…Sweet dreams, you glorious sonic monster. (Halfshell) |
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