First House by Tom Tuerff

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First House
By: Tom Tuerff

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Duration:	2:52
Release Date:	2000 (ttuerff)
Lyrics By:	Tom Tuerff (ttuerff)
Music By:	Tom Tuerff (ttuerff)
Produced By:	Tom Tuerff (ttuerff)
Released By:	Tom Tuerff (ttuerff)
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Written in about 20 minutes while stuck on a freeway, when only one word comes to mind... (ttuerff)

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FIRST HOUSE

By Tom Tuerff

We unloaded the bed frame right off of the truck
Up two flights of stairs with the mattress, good luck
Now sheets and the pillows, I'll help with the tuck
Let's call it a bedroom and get down and...

Finally admit that we're moved in
Finally admit there's a home of our own
Finally admit that we're moved in
What a glorious feeling to have your own home

There's still more to do so it's back to the truck
Get help with the couch from your big brother Chuck
There's room on the mantle for the ceramic duck
Right over the fireplace where we can…

Now into the kitchen so off of the truck
Come dishes and glasses but I think we're stuck
'Cause the movers included a loose hockey puck
Thank god for insurance now there's time to …

I can't think of nothing I'd rather be doing.
Not paying some landlord to be up in bed screaming
At neighbors through paper-thin walls was the pits
And that pervert next door who kept staring at your terrier

Well we've unloaded everything off of the truck
We both need a shower, we're covered in muck
And the movers are mad, 'cause I tipped them a buck
But I don't really care and I told 'em to…

© 2001 by Tom Tuerff. (ttuerff)

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Available on the following albums:
Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #10	Something To Sell At My Gigs
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