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You will be a lawyer and make the mega buck
You'll support your mommy when she's down on her luck
You will read at two
We'll be proud of you
And you must promise not to sniff the glue
You will be the star of French immersion nursery school
When you are a week old, we'll hit the swimming pool
I'll flash the cards you see,
for your vocabulary
You'll get voice-over work before you're three
When you cry and fuss
We'll do some calculus
When your teeth come in
We'll get you modeling
I will keep you on the breast till you are five or six
There's no little problem that mama's milk can't fix
You will march for peace
You'll never get obese
And you will never buy if you can lease
Promise me, dear mite
Sleep right through the night
Don't be colicky
Don't throw up on me
I will take you shopping and dress you for success
Then over at the drop-in, we'll play a game of chess
At the age of three
You'll write a symphony
But please include a banjo part for me
Then some rainy day
When you are feeling blue
Your dad and I will buy
a Macintosh for you
I will have the perfect birth 'cause I am super fit
They'll offer epidural but I'll have no need of it
If the music's right
we will bond that night
and you'll begin a life of sheer delight (mfnickster) |
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Current Rating
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| Played on 15 shows: |
 | 04-11-20, #AOTA-200411 |  | 06-13-99, #99-24 |
| 03-23-19, #AOTA-190323 | | 01-21-96, #96-03 |
| 10-04-14, #14-40 | | 08-14-94, #94-33 |
| 04-23-11, #AOTA-110423 | | 07-07-91, #91-27 |
| 01-06-08, #08-01 | | 07-09-89, #89-28 |
| 04-25-04, #XM-48 | | 07-31-88, #88-31 |
| 03-28-04, #04-13 | | 11-29-87, #87-48 |
| 04-28-02, #02-17 | | |
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