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Duration: 1:56 
Release Date: 1966  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Allan Sherman (sav-man) 
Music By: Allan Sherman (sav-man) 
Produced By: Jimmy Hilliard (sav-man) 
Released By: Warner Brothers Records (sav-man) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #430172299 (M_Robertcop) 
  • From the 1966 album ALLAN SHERMAN LIVE! (AND HOPING YOU ARE THE SAME.) (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Mononucleosis is the kissing disease.
    It's very hard to shake it, but you get it with ease.
    So if you're really sweet sixteen and never been kissed,
    How come you're on the mononucleosis list?

    Will make you very sick,
    So baby, get your Blue Cross card
    And kiss me quick.

    Mononucleosis was discovered one day
    By a very famous scientist the following way:
    He grabbed his lab assistant, and when she gave a lurch,
    He whispered, "Cool it, baby, we're just doing research."

    Will give you quite a scare,
    But baby, come and kiss me,
    We've got Medicare.

    Mononucleosis is contagious, but nice.
    Once I knew a fella who contracted it twice.
    First he kissed his girlfriend and endangered his life,
    And while he was recovering, he kissed his wife.

    Yes that's the diagnosis,
    It's the kissing disease,
    So baby, come as close as
    You wish or you please.
    'Cause mononucleosis
    Will raise your temperature,
    So let's continue kissing till they find the cure
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    Played on 2 shows:
    03-15-09, #MMCZ-09-1007-27-97, #97-30
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