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My doctor, that masterful medical miracle man.
mmmmm
My doctor, he’s got the biggest prrrrrrrractice in town.
My doctor, he’ll pick you up the minute you’re down.
Rich and poor, black and white,
ring his bell all the day and night.
Some folks faint at just the sight
of my doctor.
My doctor, his operation's really a joy.
My doctor, with all his instruments you can toy.
He’s so big hearted it’s been known to pass
he’ll say, “the treat’s on me,” he’ll give you gas.
And then you’ll get a piece of ad-
vice from my doctor.
Why, he’s so sanitary that his place is like a dairy
where the milk of human kindness overflows.
His business keeps on growing and he makes a splendid showing
of his assets which the whole town knows.
Once upon his table, never yet has one been able
to say “no” to any treatment he’ll suggest.
His smile is so contagious and his fee is so outrageous
that the size of it assures you of the best.
He’ll stick you with a needle, just like that oh, very quick;
which the weakly call the very neatest trick.
The size of his prescription quite belies human description
He’s just as well for well as well for sick.
And he’s my doctor, diplomas hang all over his wall.
My doctor, his work is just as broad as it is tall.
The Mayo Brothers one time sent
a spy to see his instrument
the spy said “my!” she’s looking yet
at my doctor.
My doctor, his understanding really is huge-
tree-mendous.
My doctor, he keeps his nurse as merely a stooge.
His work is more first than last rate.
The ladies take it at a fast rate;
and every man would like to cast
ass-pursions on
my doctor.
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Current Rating
5.1
(1 vote)
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| Played on 11 shows: |
 | 04-29-17, #AOTA-170429 | | 01-21-07, #MMS-62 |
 | 05-09-15, #15-19 | | 04-09-06, #06-15 |
| 03-08-14, #AOTA-140308 | | 04-13-03, #03-15 |
| 02-02-13, #13-05 | | 01-23-94, #94-04 |
| 03-05-11, #11-10 | | 03-31-85, #85-13 |
| 01-08-11, #11-02 | | |
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