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MY DOG HAS FLEAS
My Dog has Fleas
So I took him to the vet
He said, "There's nothing to do except
spread flea-eating spiders all up and down
his back
That will stop the flea attack
That will get rid of his fleas
That'll be twenty bucks please."
My dog has spiders
They're making webs in his hair
and they're givin' quite a scare
and my dog was going crazy, he was going mad, so then
I took him to the vet again
He said, "To get rid of this spider culture,
Get some spider-eating vultures"
My dog has vultures
He ain't gettin much sleep
as soon as he closes his eyes, they creep
Right up beside him gazing hungrily. He's a nervous wreck
So I took him to the vet
He said, "This may sound preposterous;
get yourself a few rhinoceros
My dog has rhinos
They're making a mess of our home
Won't leave the houseplants alone
And my dog died of a heart attack when he first saw them and I fear
They're starting to scratch behind their ears
They seem to have caught a disease
My Rhinos have fleas (Marcus Tee) |
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5.1
(1 vote)
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| Played on 13 shows: |
 | 08-09-17, #ISGD-17-34 |  | 08-09-09, #09-32 |
| 08-20-16, #16-34 | | 07-21-03, #ISGD-03-28 |
| 08-20-16, #AOTA-160820 | | 06-09-03, #XM-03 |
| 08-11-16, #ISGD-16-34 | | 03-02-03, #03-09 |
| 08-16-14, #14-33 | | 08-20-00, #00-34 |
| 01-14-12, #12-02 | | 12-10-89, #89-50 |
| 08-13-11, #11-33 | | |
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