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**** My Father's Top Drawer - Peter Alsop ****

As a child I was blessed- with a curious mind...
and a sleepy incompetent nurse!
One day, I discovered my father's top drawer-
where I found my old man was... perverse!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
I'm not nearly as warped as before!
I'm not sick, God forbid-
I was only a kid...
who grew up in his father's top drawer!

There were devices and diagrams- naked toy dolls...
there were magazines and pictures and cards!
and a pen with a lady, when turned upside-down-
... who discarded her black leotards!

It was scary to find... what my dad had on his mind-
and the feelings that came over me!
I tried hard to stay calm-
but how can I tell mom...
his disease was hereditary!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
readjustment is really a chore!
I found Pandora's box there-
under his socks...
when I opened my father's top drawer!

There was a hot water bottle- with buttox and breasts...
an amazing assortment of smut!
That pornography there, under his underwear-
got me into this sexual rut!

I grew older... and brought home all of my friends-
we'd sneak in and spend long afternoons!
and I never got caught-
though I think my dad knew...
I was selling them his long white balloons!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
now I'm older and I know the score!
I've got kids of my own-
who'll be pure when they're grown...
'cause there's a LOCK on their father's top drawer!

(lyrics added: 7-4-2015)
(DJ Zath)
Current Rating 8.9 (6 votes)
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