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Duration: 3:30 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: S.Perry/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: S.Perry/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: ASCAP  #370348660 
  • Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by The Cherry Poppin' Daddies (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Who's that waddlin' down the street
    It's just me 'cause I love to eat
    Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
    Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
    Every picture of me's
    Gotta be an aerial view
    Now my doctor tells me
    There's just one thing left to do

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Throw out the pizza and beer
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Might seem a little severe
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
    Blow, fatty!

    Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
    Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
    Walked down an alley and I got stuck
    I got more rolls than a pastry truck
    When I'm all done eating
    I eat a little more
    When I leave a room
    First I gotta grease the door

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Can't have another eclair
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    I gotta decrease my derriere

    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

    No more pie now
    No more creme brulee
    Lay off the gravy
    And souffle
    No french fri-yi-yies now
    No ice cream parfait
    Mr. Cheese Nacho
    Stay away

    Oh I think I'd sell my soul
    For a triple patty melt
    But I need a boomerang
    When I put on my belt

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Lay off the 3 Musketeers
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Until my big booty disappears
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

    I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
    I need a side order of onion rings
    And don't forget to Super-Size that
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 8.6 (4 votes)
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