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Duration: 1:46 
Release Date: 1962  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Shel Silverstein (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Shel Silverstein (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Atlantic SD 8072 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Hollis Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #1054899 
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Never bite a married woman on the thigh, oh my
'Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try
And when she gets home at night, her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry
And he'll say, I don't blame you, but tell me who's the guy
So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye
And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky
And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie
And when she gets the news, she'll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die
So never, never, never, never, never, never, never bite a married woman on the thigh
(Marcus Tee)
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