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Duration: 2:28 
Release Date: 1995  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: (Scary Gary) Alan Kleinman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Traditional (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: ASCAP  #440563679 
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It's New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies

I'm not gonna smoke, stop bein' such a dope
I'm gonna lose weight, stop being so late
And try to save money, stop cursin' so funny
I ain't gonna litter, flirt with the babysitter
Play my stereo loud, pass gas in the crowd
Take the garbage out, waste water in the drought
Won't use credit cards, gonna mow the backyard
Restyle my hair and change my underwear

New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies

Find a new career and drink less beer
Won't pollute the air, check out derrieres
Try to spend less cash, recycle my trash
Won't bite my nails, try to stay outta jail
Better start to jog before I become a hog
Make out a will, turn the [?] bill
Teach the dog not to bark, pay off the loan shark
Won't cheat the IRS, cut down on my stress

Then I'll tell my mother "get the money from my brother"
Snap out of this phase, ask my boss for a raise
Get a new attitude, stop eatin' junk food
Brush after meals, get my kids not to steal
Put the check in the mail, only pay wholesale
Gonna save resources, stop playin' the horses
Gotta save some cash, see the doctor for the rash
Gonna thank my cousin, take the bottles for deposit

New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies
New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies

Return phone calls, avoid the shopping malls
And don't [?] on the bathroom wall
Go to church on Sunday, go to work on Monday
Stop hittin' on girls and watchin' their curls [?]
Fix the ozone layer, go vote for new mayor
Gonna get a new model, I'm gonna win the lotto
Gonna paint the halls, be a man, not a mouse
Gonna get a new life, be straight with my wife

New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies
New Year's resolution time, kiss another year goodbye
These New Year's resolutions are just another pack of lies
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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