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Duration: 4:16 
Release Date: 1984  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: G.Sumner (Sting)/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: G.Sumner (Sting)/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Rick Derringer (CapSuper) 
Released By: Rock N Roll (CapSuper) 
Published By: EMI Blackwood Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #803134 
  • Parody of "King Of Pain" by The Police (CapSuper)
  • From Al's second album "In 3-D" (CapSuper)
  • Song Lyrics:
    There's a sale on our gabardine suits today
    They're all thirty percent off from yesterday
    There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed
    Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need
    We've got every color, we've got every shade
    We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
    We got every fabric that was ever made
    But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

    We got portly and regular and extra long
    (Is my size up there)
    We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong
    (Is my size up there)

    We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick
    (Is my size up there)
    With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick
    (Is my size up there)

    Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid
    You can buy off the rack or have it custom made
    And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade
    'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede

    If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom
    (Is my size up there)
    We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
    (Is my size up there)

    We got jackets with patches on the elbows too
    (Is my size up there)
    And we'll sell 'em all factory direct to you
    (Is my size up there)

    Well, I never made it past the second grade
    It took all of my life for me to learn this trade
    But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made
    'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede

    There's a two for one sale on our three piece suits
    Check out our suede pajamas and our suede covered boots
    You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
    Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes

    King of Suede

    Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale
    (Is my size up there)
    Look for our color catalog in next week's mail
    (Is my size up there)

    There's a sale on our double knit slacks today
    It's the same old sale as yesterday

    Thirty years in the same location I have stayed
    There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
    I got tough competition but I'm not afraid
    'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

    King of Suede
    King of Suede
    King of Suede
    I'll always be King of Suede
    I'll always be King of Suede
    I'll always be King of Suede
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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