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(note: the element "Lunibdium" mentioned in this song doesn't appear in any element tables.)

**** (I'm a Guard At a) Nuclear Dump Site - Lou Gottleib ****

My home computer franchise wasn't happening
It got to where I really didn't care!
Until my wife provided motivation
Said her "fiscal comfort level wasn't there"!

So, stability was something that I went for
having tubed-out as a big intrapreneur!
which is why I traded riches for the romance
of a job that is whole lot more secure!

I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
I was looking for steady pay!
I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
and I'll be here for ever and a day!

I can't afford to falter for a minute
The responsibility is quite a strain!
Just imagine if atomic waste was stolen
by a bunch of terrorists with s**t for brains!

I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
I was looking for steady pay!
I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
and I'll be here for ever and a day!

(voices fade in)

... please form a single file line as we've entered into a
restricted area. I would like to welcome the Encino Ladies
Club to our tour today- children: please do NOT touch a thing!
Now, the half-life of Lunibdium* is 7,000 years; the
concept boggles the imagination because that's how long
we're going to have to pay these lunatics to stay on top of
all that radiation! ...

There are times when the moonlight hits the canisters
Its a really really pretty sight to see!
I get a glow down to the tips of my chromosomes
And I'm proud to be American and free!

I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
I was looking for steady pay!
I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
and I'll be here for ever and a day!

I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
I was looking for steady pay!
I'm a guard at a nuclear dump site
and I'll be here for ever and a day!

... and I'll be here for ever and a day!

... and I'll be here for ever and a day! (fade)


(lyrics added 7-5-2015)
(DJ Zath)
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Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 1 show:
09-20-87, #87-38
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