Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
1 Online
 
 
Song Details
Duration:
Release Date:
Lyrics By:
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Licensing:
Keywords:
Reviews:
Facts:
Song Lyrics:
Oh no
I’m looking for my glasses again
I put them down
I turned around and then
I could not find them
Now I’m doing my best Patty Duke impression
(The Miracle Worker)
Stumbling all over the place
What do I have to do to teach myself a lesson
Fall flat on my face?

Oh no
I’m looking for my car keys again
I put them down
I turned around and then
I could not find them

I can’t find them ‘cause I can’t see
‘Cause I can’t find my glasses, woe is me
I can’t drive my car, I can’t read
But I can order a pizza and watch TV

Oh no
Where is that remote control
It’s got to be here
I saw if five minutes ago
But can I find it? No

But the doorbell rings, it’s the pizza guy
Good thing I don’t need my glasses to eat pizza pie
He tells me it‘s seven dollars, I say one minute
My purse has all my money in it

Oh no
Now I’m looking for my purse
Just when things were getting better
They’ve taken a turn for the worse
This is a curse

I explain my situation
How I can’t see
Why is the pizza man now laughing at me
I’m searching round the table
Under the bed
Why is he pointing toward the top of my head?

(Lady!)
Here they are
What is that there on the floor
Yes, it’s my purse
It’s holding my car keys and there’s
The remote control behind the door

Now I can eat pizza and watch the news
Chill out lose these annoying blues
But first there’s one phone call
I need to return
Where’s my phone book?
When will I learn?

Oh no
I’m looking for my phone book again..
(jammin DIA)
HyperLink  
Current Rating 0.0 (1 vote)
Song Images:
Messages about the song: "Oh No"
 
 
Enter a New Message
Message:
  • Show/Hide Border
  • Table Properties
  • Delete Table
  • Row
    • Insert Row Above
    • Insert Row Below
    • Delete Row
  • Column
    • Insert Column to the Left
    • Insert Column to the Right
    • Delete Column
  • Cell
    • Merge Cells Horizontally
    • Merge Cells Vertically
    • Split Cell Horizontally
    • Split Cell Vertically
    • Delete Cell
  • Cell Properties
  • Table Properties
  • Properties...
  • Image Map Editor
  • Properties...
  • OpenLink
  • Remove Link
  • Insert Select
  • Cut
  • Copy
  • Paste
  • Paste from Word
  • Paste Plain Text
  • Paste As Html
  • Paste Html

 

 

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2023 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.