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Duration: 4:43 
Release Date: 1984  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: A. Yankovic (CapSuper) 
Music By: A. Yankovic (CapSuper) 
Produced By: Rick Derringer (CapSuper) 
Released By: Rock N Roll (CapSuper) 
Published By: Ear Booker Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #1020613 
  • Ron Popeil's daughter Lisa sings back ground vocals (CapSuper)
  • From Al's second album "In 3-D" (CapSuper)
  • About Ronco infomercial icon Ron Popeil (CapSuper)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I need a Vegematic
    I need a Pocket Fisherman
    I need a handy appliance
    That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

    (Operators are standing by
    How does that make you feel)
    Help me
    Mr. Popeil

    I wanna shine some pennies
    I wanna mend some leather
    I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

    (Please, no C.O.D.'s
    Don't miss out on this deal)
    Ah, help me
    Mr. Popeil

    Help me
    Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil

    It slices, it dices
    Look at that tomato
    You could even cut a tin can with it
    But you wouldn't want to

    (Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble
    Need your assistance on the double)
    Oh no, now how am I gonna make
    My old vinyl car top look like new
    Mr. Popeil
    Tell me, what am I supposed to do

    Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil

    (Now how much would you pay)
    But wait, there's more
    It's not sold in any store

    (Now how much would you pay)
    Don't answer yet
    Just look what else you get

    (Now how much would you pay)
    If you order today
    You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray

    (Now how much would you pay)
    Now how much would you pay
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil

    Make me buy a Garden Weasel
    Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
    Make me take advantage
    Of this amazing TV offer
    (Call our toll-free number
    We'll make you such a deal)

    Aw, help me
    Mr. Popeil, I want it
    (Mr. Popeil), well, I need it
    (Mr. Popeil), I got to got to got to have it
    Mr. Popeil
    Mr. Popeil
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 8.0 (3 votes)
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