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Rank this week: 36 (↑13)
Duration: 3:03 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: B.Holland/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: B.Holland/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Underachiever Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #4909758 
Keywords: JEWISH CULTURE, OFFSPRING PARODY, RABBIS 
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  • Parody of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

    Mecha lecha hi, mecha hiney hiney ho

    Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
    But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
    But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
    I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick

    So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
    Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
    Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
    He's there all day, he's there all day
    Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
    He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
    Just grab your yarmulke and
    Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

    He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
    He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
    He never acts meshuga and he's hardly a schlemiel
    But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

    People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
    He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchas off
    Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
    What's not to like? What's not to like?
    On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
    And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
    Put on your yarmulke and
    Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

    When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
    He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
    They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
    The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip

    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
    (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

    Mecha lecha hi, mecha mecha cholly ho

    He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
    The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell
    Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
    And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
    Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
    Ay gevalt, I'm so verklempt that I could plotz
    So grab your yarmulke
    The one you got for Chanukah
    Let's put on our yarmulkes and
    Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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