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| Parody of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring (CZW Ref Fan Steven) |
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Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Mecha lecha hi, mecha hiney hiney ho
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulke and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshuga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchas off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulke and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
Mecha lecha hi, mecha mecha cholly ho
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Ay gevalt, I'm so verklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulke
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkes and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
(Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(2 votes)
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| Played on 26 shows: |
 | 08-18-24, #SF_52 | | 10-06-04, #KMCC_02-02 |
| 07-27-24, #MMCZ-24-16 |  | 08-18-03, #XM-13 |
| 06-01-24, #KMCC-18-19 | | 07-06-03, #03-27 |
| 07-27-19, #AOTA-190727 | | 06-16-02, #02-24 |
| 06-29-19, #AOTA-190629 | | 04-08-01, #01-14 |
| 06-28-19, #WOTR_141 | | 03-05-00, #00-10 |
| 12-08-18, #KMCC-13-08 | | 01-23-00, #00-04 |
| 06-08-18, #WOTR_89 | | 12-26-99, #99-52 |
| 11-08-14, #WOR-141108 | | 08-15-99, #99-33 |
| 04-22-14, #BWR-14-04-22 | | 08-08-99, #99-32 |
| 10-04-11, #BWR-11-10-04 | | 08-01-99, #99-31 |
| 02-11-07, #MMS-65 | | 07-18-99, #99-29 |
| 02-11-06, #ROTP_077 | | 07-04-99, #99-27 |
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