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Duration: 2:09 
Release Date: 1979  (sfjpk30) 
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  • This may have been played on some DrD shows where the distinction was not made on the playlist. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Is it on? Okay
    1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6
    Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
    It's got all the others beat
    It sells over four million burgers a year
    Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat

    My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
    But my burrito is much too cold
    A school cafeteria is the only place
    That sells artificially colored mold

    You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
    They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
    I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
    You can get a taco and get Bubonic Plague

    Today in the school cafeteria
    They introduced a brand new malt
    It's called boysenberry dysentery
    Please pass the salt

    The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
    The enchiladas are enough to kill
    Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
    In the school cafeteria today

    Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny
    Eat a school lunch today
    All starch and cholesterol
    Absolutely no protein
    Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong

    Feel your arteries growing hard
    As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard

    It's no wonder that the food is so gross
    The health department is afraid to come close
    So everybody better hold your nose
    In the school cafeteria today

    So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
    Here's a little message to the wise
    You'd better not try the chili surprise
    In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
    In the school cafeteria today
    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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