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Rank this week: 44 (↓6)
Duration: 3:45 
Release Date: 1992  () 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic () 
Music By: Al Yankovic () 
Produced By: Al Yankovic () 
Released By: Scotti Brothers Records (sav-man) 
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  • Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong does some guest voicingification. (CapSuper)
  • From the 1992 album OFF THE DEEP END. (sav-man)
  • Funny parody of one hit-wonder Gerardo's "Rico Suave." (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Taco... grande. Taco... grande

    Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
    Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
    Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
    Y el chile relleno

    You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
    That's right, I want the whole enchilada
    My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
    I need a quesadilla

    I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón
    With my friends, or when I'm all alone
    Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
    Un burrito ranchero

    So give me something spicy and hot, now
    Break out the menu, what you got, now?
    Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
    You better make sure the beans are refried

    Taco... grande. Taco... grande

    Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
    That's why I order two or three
    Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
    It's really good with bean dip

    I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
    Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
    Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
    And a pitcher of margaritas

    Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
    The taquitos here are very nice
    Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
    And could you make that separate checks, please?

    Taco... grande. Taco... grande

    (Richard "Cheech" Marin voiceover): "Buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego, se quedaran en el bantilde;o por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"

    Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
    Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
    What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?
    Well, if you want some, just say so

    Oh boy, pico de gallo
    They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
    No gracias, yo quiero jalepentilde;os, nada más
    You can toss away the hot sauce

    ?Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
    You better get me a bowl of guacamole
    Y Usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
    Don't you like pinto beans?

    You want some more cinnamon crispas?
    If you don't, hasta la vista
    Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
    You can finish it manana

    Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
    Senor, la cuenta, por favor
    If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta
    Just don't drink the water
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