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Duration: 3:38 
Release Date: 1984  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: F.Sullivan/J.Peterik/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: F.Sullivan/J.Peterik/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Rick Derringer (CapSuper) 
Released By: Rock N Roll (CapSuper) 
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  • Parody of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" (CapSuper)
  • From Al's second album "In 3-D" (CapSuper)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Fat and weak, what a disgrace
    Guess the champ got too lazy
    Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
    Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

    But he's no bum, he works down the street
    He bought the neighborhood deli
    Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
    Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say

    Try the rye or the kaiser
    They're on special tonight
    If you want, you can have an appetizer
    You might like our salami and the liver's all right
    And they'd really go well with the rye
    Or the kaiser

    Never eats while on the job
    He heard it's good to stay hungry
    But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
    Have a taste, they were made fresh today

    Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
    Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
    Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
    But you just can't go wrong with the rye
    Or the kaiser

    So today, his deli comes first
    Still he dreams of his past days of glory
    Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
    All the while you can still hear him say

    It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
    Let me please be your catering adviser
    If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight
    You can have your roast beef on the rye
    Or the kaiser

    The rye or the kaiser
    The rye or the kaiser
    The rye or the kaiser
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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