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Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 1986  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: D.Hall/M.Jagger/D.Stewart/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: D.Hall/M.Jagger/D.Stewart/A.Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Rick Derringer (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Scotti Bros. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "Ruthless People" by Mick Jagger. (czwrefsteven)
  • Parody of 'Ruthless People'. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    They only show you their gums when they smile
    Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
    Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
    They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

    Hey, stand up
    Toothless people, their breath is lethal, wanna tell you
    Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
    Toothless people, old and feeble, what I say

    No more of those pearly whites will they possess
    Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
    Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
    At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

    Hey, stand up, take out your teeth
    Toothless people, old and feeble, oh yes

    You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
    They're something you just can't ignore
    If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
    'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
    You need something to show your dentist
    The next time he makes you say "Ah"
    You don't wanna have to wind up
    Eating all of your food through a straw

    (Like toothless people, toothless people)
    You'd better brush your teeth now (hey)
    Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people
    Hey, stand up, toothless people
    (Sonic SBL)
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