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The Raspberry Song
By: The Goons (with Peter Sellers )


(Moriarty) Oh, oh! Let me out -- my only crime is eating
(Secombe) Don't worry -- I'll give the screws a song. The warden won't mind
(Bloodnok) No -- he's doing bird as well. Maestro!
(Moriarty) Take your partners for the ball and chain one step. One, two, three
(Bloodnok) May I have this dance, warden, you can hold my ball
(Secombe) In a little prison where I'm locked in, there is a most peculiar fellow
His name is Eccles and he's is in cell nine, but his voice is soft and mellow
He keeps a fruit cart in his cell, and all the convicts knows it
He doesn't sing or rave about his fruit
He simply blows it

(fart noises)
(Bloodnok) He's doing it all night long
(fart noises)
(Secombe) It's better than any song
No, it isn't very pretty, but you've got to admit, its cute
(Bloodnok) Never, never
(Secombe) So all together, let it go -- eat more fruit!
(Bloodnok) Don't tell me he's come to stay
(Secombe) Let the wardens hear him say
Fruit's in season! Let's be merry! Apples, plums and the old raspberry
(fart noises)
Everything is fresh today
(Bloodnok) Don't let him get near me, please!

(Secombe) Every Friday night when work is done
He doesn't waste a minute
To the prison warden, he hurries 'round where he sings just like a linnet
To hear him blow a melody, it's great, you can't deny it
And if you've nothing else to do,
we'd like the screws to try it

(Bloodnok) No more, please!
(Secombe) Get ready and do it now
(Eccles) It's easy when you know how
(Bloodnok) God knows it isn't very pretty
(Secombe) You've got to admit it's cute
(Bloodnok) Well....
(Secombe) All together let it go -- eat more fruit

(Bloodnok) There isn't a cure they say!
(Secombe) Let the screws all hear him say:
(Eccles) Don't eat farm laid for a
(Secombe) Every thing is fresh today

(Bluebottle) Hello everybody, remember me, Bluebottle?
I'm fourteen now and I have got boils
Though I don't look very pretty, I'm wearing my new brown suit.
The only trouble with it is when I go outside and cut my fruit.

(Bloodnok) Don't point it at him, I say
(Secombe) It's a treat to hear him play
Fruit's in season, plums and berries
Apples, pears and the old raspberry
(All) Every thing is fresh today

(Bloodnok) Someone open a window, please!
(Cardinal Biggles)
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