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Duration: 1:36 
Release Date: 1987  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: B.Rivers/D.Amero/B.Silva (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Traditional (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: B. Rivers/D.Amero/B.Silva (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Critique A2 90671 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: EMI April Music/Solid Smash Music Publishing/Twisted Tunes (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #480276413 
  • Parody of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen" (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    The rest room door said "Gentlemen"
    so I just walked inside
    I took two steps and realized
    I'd been taken for a ride
    I heard high voices, turned
    and found the place was occupied
    by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
    What could be worse than two nuns,
    three old ladies and a nurse?

    The rest room door said "Gentlemen"
    It must have been a gag
    As soon as I walked in there,
    I ran into some old hag
    She sprayed me with a can of Mace
    and sacked me with her bag
    I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
    What could I say?
    It just wasn't turning out to be my day

    The rest room door said "Gentlemen"
    and I would like to find
    the crummy little creep
    who had the nerve to switch the sign
    'Cause I've got two black eyes
    and one high heel up my behind
    Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
    Boy, oh, boy
    Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy

    ©Solid Smash Music Pub. Co. Inc. ASCAP
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.1 (2 votes)
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