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Rank this week: 65 (↓13)
Duration: 1:55 
Release Date: 1995  (CabCityComboGuy) 
Lyrics By: Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy) 
Music By: Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy) 
Produced By: Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy) 
Released By: Rubin Bros Audio (CabCityComboGuy) 
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  • The voices of the elves were recorded by making the band inhale helium (CabCityComboGuy)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Prancer coughed a hairball and Blitzen has the mange
    And then there's Chuck and Marty - The rental reindeer he arranged
    His sleigh is small and tacky - His suit is ragged too
    But still he'll get those toys out - Jeez, what else does he do?
    What's that sound like a demonic attack
    A fat man wedged in the chimney stack
    He's screaming because the soot's in his cuts
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz

    He's really out of practice - It's tough just to survive
    But that's what comes of working one day in three sixty-five
    Imagine what a Monday - What a schedule he keeps
    He's worked to death on one day and drunk for forty weeks
    At the North Pole behind his back
    The elves agree he's a tired hack
    His heart's afloat in a sea of guts
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz

    That time you got a sweater when you'd asked for a toy
    Was just because he'd lost the list he'd made for every girl and boy
    Sometimes he knocks off shingles or sets off an alarm
    One time he flew into a lake and nearly bought the farm
    What's St. Knucklehead gonna do
    If you forget to open the flue
    Stuck there thinking he must be nuts
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
    "Once I crushed some native huts"
    Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
    Current Rating 8.2 (3 votes)
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