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The lyrics below are the original 1996 version before the legal troubles. Jonathan Katz, as his "Dr. Katz" character from his Comedy Central TV show, which was still a going concern at the time, speaks, 'sings' and adds therapeutic commentary throughout. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
This song is not available on all copies of TOO MANY SANTAS due to some legal conflicts with James Brown (will1410) |
Features Jonathan Katz - AKA Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (will1410) |
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("Dr. Katz":) Honey, put down the dreidel and listen..listen to your father for a second because these stories need to survive if..if the traditions are gonna survive and the religion is gonna survive. Y'know, my father told me- and I resent this- that we light the eight Hanukkah candles to acknowledge the suffering of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Now I know this is not true, but, uh, that's why, I,I,I think it's important that..that you understand about this holiday and I want to tell you all I know; it's not a lot, but, and this is just hearsay...
(The Bobs in the background go: 'jinga jinga jinga jinga jing' and 'bop diddly do' and other 'scatting' thereafter)
He comes down the chimney in a..in a sharkskin suit; this is the way the story goes And under the tree he's leaving lots of loot Your name's on the tag Santa's got a brand new bag; now this is the confusing part
He's making a list and he's..he's checking it twice because, y'see he's..he's thorough by nature and that's really Santa's only vice He ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag
Now bear in mind this is a grown man...
He's filling stockings with shiny toys He's got the right things for all the girls and boys I don't know how he does it Laying a finger upside his nose and this is where he loses me Up the chimney he goes
Christmas morning Well, you can see he's..he's been there because when you open the presents- and save everything It's clear that they've been wrapped with care Your name's on the tag Santa's got a brand new bag
Saint Nick was there last night The man is a saint, Santa He's..the dude's outta sight, literally He ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag He's got a brand new bag
You..you invest in a bag the way he did and the way he does, I think, on a regular basis because, y'know, he's got all those kids Y'know, if you want to return somethin', you can Just save the original packaging and, uh, see, this one says, "No assembly required" 'cause it's a book See what I'm sayin'? ...but it still comes with batteries I don't quite get that But my point is, he makes the time; he maps out the time to do this...it's really about, uh, uh, making choices And, uh, next week: Moses (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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