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Duration: 2:15 
Release Date: 1979  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Barnes & Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
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Keywords: HIGH SCHOOL 
Song Lyrics:
High School Gym
You could never win
Run ten miles
As fast as you can
Only to discover
You're last again, Rats!
In the locker room
Dreadful minutes that reek of doom
Jock straps on the ceiling
Morons stink of sweat
My body has no feeling
How worse can it get?

High School Gym
You could never win
Push-ups, sit-ups, jumping jacks
Coach wants us to break our backs, ugh
In the locker room
Everyone's looking at my bosoms
Naked in the shower
Packed in like sardines
I'm going to miss lunch hour
'Cause someone stole my jeans
Now what do I do?

(Hup 2,3,4, Hup 2, 3, 4, Hup 2, 3, 4, Faster, Faster)

High School Gym
You could never win
Every time you turn around
A bully comes and knocks you down
In the locker room
Always one coach who calls you goon
He smells a lot like stale beer
And looks just like King Kong
Gee those were some swell years
How sad now that they're gone

God bless High School Gym
God bless High School Gym
God bless High School Gym
And Doctor's Notes
Current Rating 8.5 (4 votes)
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