Really Safe Sex by Tim Cavanagh

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Really Safe Sex
By: Tim Cavanagh

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Duration:	1:41
Release Date:	1996 (DJ Particle)
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I believe in really safe sex
Really, really, really safe sex
Use a prophylactic, that's rule one
If you do it in a car, keep your seat belt on
If you're on a waterbed, keep the room above freezing
I believe in really safe sex

Take my advice before it's too late
Makes sure it's been at least an hour since you ate
If you've got a blow-up doll, don't over-inflate
When using dairy products check the expiration date
If you do it for a living, don't take out of state checks
I believe in really safe sex

If you've got a lot of people in your bedroom, check with the fire marshal
If a woman's all pierced, have her sign a letter
Stating all those holes were there before you met her

Don't play post office with someone who's disgruntled
If you do it with a stranger, don't talk to him
When you're done, don't smoke in bed
Share a nicotine patch with your lover instead
If you do it in the road, wear a collar that reflects
I believe in really safe sex
(Safe sex)
I believe in really safe sex
(Safe sex)
I believe in really, really, really, really safe sex
(Backwoods)

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Available on the following albums:
Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #6	Sounds Like Fun
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Played on 22 shows:
	12-09-17, #KMCC-12-08	01-04-98, #98-01
	06-07-17, #ISGD-17-23	12-28-97, #97-52
	02-27-16, #AOTA-160227	11-09-97, #97-45
	09-06-14, #AOTA-140906	08-24-97, #97-34
	02-01-14, #AOTA-140201	08-03-97, #97-31
	06-22-13, #AOTA-130622	07-13-97, #97-28
	08-21-10, #MMCZ-10-34	07-06-97, #97-27
	08-04-03, #ISGD-03-30	06-29-97, #97-26
	06-02-03, #ISGD-03-21	06-22-97, #97-25
	01-27-03, #ISGD-03-03	06-01-97, #97-22
	11-05-00, #00-45	05-18-97, #97-20
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