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Here's a song about ugly people, you know who you are

When our parents went to procreate
They hoped their kids would all look great
But when we dive into that vast gene pool

Sometimes Mother Nature can be cruel

Imagine having Mick Jagger lips
Oprah Winfrey hips
Shelly Winters' great big spread

Madonna's hairy pits
Dolly Parton's.... teeth
That purple thing on Gorbachev's head!

Sometimes Mother Nature can be cruel

Face like Sonny Bono
Voice like Yoko Ono
Whoopi Goldberg's wild crazy mane

Fred Flintstone's toes
(Well your toes would look like that too if you stopped your car with them!)
David Brenner's nose
And Ronald Reagan's brain!
Current Rating 8.0 (1 vote)
Played on 4 shows:
05-10-12, #ISGD-12-1906-07-87, #87-23
09-11-10, #10-3705-10-87, #87-19
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