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She asked me how much I loved her, and I told her: "Honey..."
Like Bigfoot loves a hiker
And a tornado loves a trailer
The way lawyers love reoccurring neck pains
Table dancers love a sailor.
The way the Buffalo Bills love to blow it.
The way Madonna loves to show it.
The way that Elvis loved his mama.
The way the Dalai loves his Lama.
Like the QVC needs Zirconium, I need ya.
And Rush needs to pontificate.
Like motivational speakers need overhead projectors.
Teenage boys need to master chess.
Like a ventriloquist needs his dummy,
Like a sarcophagus needs his mummy.
Like an embarrassing itch needs a cure.
And honey, if you're still not sure, let me ask you this:
Do the pigeons get nervous when Ozzy's around?
Does the Enquirer have the goods?
Does the Pope wear a really tall hat?
Did the wild bear get in touch with his feelings?
Darling, without you, I'm nothing.
I'm a telethon with no condition.
I'm the EPA with no emission.
I'm an Amish farmer with no plow.
I'm James Brown without an "OW!"
I'm a soldier that needs a little rankin',
I'm a sassy boy that needs a little spanking (with a ping-pong paddle, the one with the orange welts, the one with the leather handle, the one with the leather handle and the orange welts in the white boots).
Darling, if you were Brenda Lee,
I'd be your number one fool.
If you ever run off and join a lesbian auto mechanic collective,
I'll be your snap-on too...no, alright, I'm sorry.
But if you ever leave me,
I don't know what I'll do.
Maybe I'll go out somewhere and cry myself asleep, and maybe I'll wait until you find that new boyfriend, that rich boyfriend, and he takes you to the nicest restaurant in town, and I'll wait until you're sitting down there, waiting to eat dinner, and I'll come out from behind a bush and pull my little winky out and say "She touched it first! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" and then perhaps engage in about three weeks of chasing anything down with a pulse that comes within six feet of me, imitating the reproductive act, and maybe I'll even TAKE UP LINE DANCING!
Because I'll still be loving you. (daghain) |
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