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South Park Junkie 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 1998  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "South Bronx" by Boogie Down Productions (peterpuck9)
  • Appears on the album "Unplugged" available from (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Many people tell me this show is pathetic
    But when it comes on, I shake like a diabetic
    TV tunes in and my brain tunes out
    And it takes another week for me to fully calm down
    Have a seat, unplug the phone
    Come on now, here we go
    You got smacked upside your head
    'Cause you're talkin' during the show
    I stay glued to my TV
    Till my brain is a sieve
    If you bother me while this shows on
    You might not live, I'm watchin'

    South Park! South South Park! (4 times)

    I wanna be a character in that little town
    With cut paper clothing and a face that's round
    And an ability that's cool, yes they all can
    Without the use of their arms still move their hands
    I'll bet you half a penny that they're gonna kill Kenny
    The hats and earmuffs that they wear are so trendy
    They're so friendly
    And Stan's gonna puke on Wendy
    Now, during the day they all go to that school
    The Chef sings a song 'cause he's just so cool
    I hope that they're all ready for the latest quiz
    Mr. Garrison's not gay, but Stan's dog is
    Now, I'll tell you the easy truth, I love the little sleazy youths
    I wanna call up Jesus too, yeah, I want the Cheezy Poofs
    Psychotic turkeys tore the place apart
    Terrance and Philip, all they do is fart
    And Kyle's stupid mother tried to can the show
    But then he met Mr. Hankey who said...
    Kenny gets killed then comes back next week
    It's like he's being cloned by that mad scientist freak
    But I don't understand why he wastes his time
    He's not worth it 'cause he's only got one behind
    And Cartman is still gaining weight
    Eatin' appetizers, Snacky Cakes, Cheezy Poofs, Beefcake!
    Stan's uncle Jimbo hunts rabbit and fox
    And his friend Ned has a cool voice box
    And odd as it seems, Jesus fights for a cause
    That's to beat the crap out of Santa Claus
    And now they got toys on the shelf at Kay-Bee
    And a home version of Kick The Baby
    And if you try to change the channel while I'm watchin' the show
    So why do I watch this show, all the people
    In the town think I'm insane
    After a hard day's work, this show provides
    Quite a relief for my brain
    'Cause if I didn't, well, then my nerves would
    Just blow up
    And I would end up like that creature
    Scuzzlebutt, and he's from

    South Park, South South Park (8 times)

    The Cows' star quarterback, Stan Marsh
    The fat kid, the big-boned Eric Cartman
    The little Jewish kid Kyle Brozlofsky
    (muffled: The one that nobody can ever understand, Kenny McCormick)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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