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Rank this week: 31 (↑10)
Duration: 3:56 
Release Date: 1998  (sfjpk30) 
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**** Lesbians on TV - Bill Frenzer ****

Ellen is a lesbian- Ellen's on TV...
That must mean that lesbians-
Lesbians on TV!

Lesbians on TV, lesbians on TV...
Lesbians on TV, lesbians on TV!
Lesbians on TV, lesbians on TV...
Lesbians on TV, lesbians on TV!

I said:

"they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
oh yeah... they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!"

Barney is a dinosaur- Barney's on TV...
That must mean that dinosaurs-
Dinosaurs on TV!

Dinosaurs on TV, dinosaurs on TV...
Dinosaurs on TV, lesbian dinosaurs on TV!

Saddam is a dictator- Saddam's on TV
that must mean that dictators-
Dictators on TV!

Dictators on TV, dictators on TV...
Dictators on TV, dinosaur dictators on TV!

My cat's name is JulieCat- she sits on my TV... (meow!)
That must mean that JulieCat-
JulieCat's on TV!

JulieCat's on TV, JulieCat's on TV!
JulieCat's on TV, JulieCat's on TV!

If Ellen is a dinosaur... and Barney is my cat...
Then Saddam is a LESBIAN!
What do ya think about that?!

well, I said:

"Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
oh yes... they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... dinosaurs... discators on TV!"

TV's on the internet- internet's on TV...
that must mean that TV-
TV's on TV!

TV's on TV, TV's on TV!
TV's on TV, TV's on TV!

Ellen has been cancelled- there will always be...
Syndicated reruns- lesbians on TV!

"Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
I said... they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... dinosaurs... dicators on TV!"

OJ Simpson's on TV... (ahhhh)
Jerry Springer's on TV... (ohhh??)
Baywatch and Bosnia is on TV...
Space Ghost is on TV...
Tiger Woods is on TV...
Tonya Harding's on TV...
Butt Masters' on TV...
Jeopardy's on TV...
Lucy and Desi are on TV...
Cathy Lee on TV...
Tommy Lee's PeePee on TV...
Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kaczynski, Dr. Kevorkian on TV...
Mother Teresa, Martha Stewart, Homer Simpson on TV...
Open-Heart surgery on TV...
Midget mud-wrestling on TV...
Dan Rather's on TV...
Tell me, whats the frequency?
Donna Shalala legs' on TV...
Madonna's on TV...
Rowana's on TV...
Mother Donna's kicked-out on TV...
Arafat is on TV...
Stephen Hawkings' on TV...
Psychic Friends on TV...
Love Business...
Do it...
Kill The Beast...
Madcow...
Arsenio Hall...
Lady Di...
they are..
Hitler...
Captain Cribb...
and... Pope John Paul!

..."they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
oh yeah... they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!"

"they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
oh yeah... they're les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!
Les-bi-ans... lesbians on TV!" (fade)


(lyrics added: 7-5-2015)
(DJ Zath)
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