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**** Squirrel Nuts - Stuart Paul ****

Once upon a time.. there was a little boy squirrel,
[who was] so in-love with his Little Squirrel Girl!
Every Sunday they would gather nuts- saving for the day they'd be married.

Well, the wedding day came... with a big blue sky,
A perfect match for Little Squirrel Girl's eyes!
Yes,and all the forest animals were there- except Little Boy Squirrel- LATE as usual!

Yes! Little Boy Squirrel.. was running late,
When he came upon an acorn so great!
he put it on his back, though twice his size- a wedding gift for his bride!

Little Boy Squirrel... was almost there,
When he came upon a clearing where-
a highway was all that stood between- himself and his bride to be!

On asphalt black... hell fire HOT,
Two little hind feet; there to walk!
When trumpets far away came near... Little Boy Squirrel was filled with fear!

Two arms around... her acorn tight,
He huffed and puffed with ALL his might!
He could have ran faster- but he wouldn't let go...

...and that big Mack truck laid him FLAT IN THE ROAD!!


HONK-HONK!! [scheeeeeech..] SPLAT!!

When Little Squirrel Girl... heard the news,
Tears ran down her cheeks to where there should have been shoes!
And she LOCKED herself in their wedding hut- with nothing beside her-
but a pile of NUTS..

..And IF this story makes you cry.. there's only ONE reason WHY..
You've been watching TOO much Disney!
and you ought to be COMMITTED..

JUST... LIKE... ME!!

(lyrics added 3-23-2018)
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Played on 4 shows:
03-31-18, #AOTA-18033107-28-85, #KMET-85-30
06-19-10, #10-2507-28-85, #85-30
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DJ Zath   Offline  -  Member  -  03-23-18 12:40 PM  -  6 years ago

I have a friend who, in fact, was a Disney fanatic (nothing wrong with that!) back in the day.. 

so I played him this song (when I got it in '85) .. and he was literally bawling his eyes out...

then he heard the end.. and got mega pissed!

it was a CLASSIC moment, indeed! :)

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