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Lyrics By: Logan Whitehurst (ArtemisGoldfish) 
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The Standard Metric System, a song by Logan Whitehurst

The standard metric system measures
Distances and weights.
For mass and volume, length and height,
It's used to calculate.
Compared to standard U.S. measures
One can clearly see
The metric system's blunt efficiency.

Yard versus Meter,
Quart versus Liter,
The pound squares off against the kilogram, you see
A decimal equation
Defines the U.S. nation
As fools afraid to change their terminology

The world has their kilometer
And we have got our mile.
The time has come to face the facts
And face them with a smile.

So if those foreign weirdos try to ask us to conform,
We'll blow their stupid countries all to hell.

(spoken: Very good, very good, exceptional! That's so true!)
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Played on 3 shows:
11-23-16, #ISGD-16-4802-27-05, #05-09
03-20-05, #XM-95
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