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In days of old
Kings' courts were controlled
By wizards and their crystal balls
There'd be no decisions
Without the magicians
And alchemists and voodoo dolls

But we've come a long way
Since those cold, dark days
Our Ronnie's a shrewd strategist
If he thinks something's chancy
He just consults Nancy
And she asks her astrologist

Oh, Ronnie's on a natural high
He's a modern, '80s, New Age kinda guy
He may have never been a star on the screen
But his head's full of stars from the sky

There's no compromising with Scorpio rising
Put off treaties till a later time
When Mars is in Taurus
There's no more hope for us
And Nancy won't let Ronnie sign
[Nancy: "Just say no!"]

When he's taking a nap
She checks her star map
To decide how the budget will float
He became Capricorn
When he passed tax reform
At least, he sure looked like a goat


When Saturn's near Pluto
It's a good time to veto
Anything passing his eyes
And he just hums a mantra
And aid for the Contras
Appears as the moon starts to rise

He'll declare World War III
In the month of Gemini
And the planets will guide our course
And he'll call Armageddon
With Jupiter settin'
And it truly will be Star Wars


With his horoscope
Our Ronnie can cope
With major decisions of state
It's a comfort to know
That he's running the show
And we're not just the playthings of fate

[Ron: “Well, ah... ommmmm”]
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Played on 1 show:
06-12-88, #88-24
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