Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa

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Stinkfoot
By: Frank Zappa

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Duration:	6:38
Release Date:	1974 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Frank Zappa (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Frank Zappa (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Frank Zappa (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	DiscReet Records (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Munchkin Music Co. (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP #490327689 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
(Water)
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin'
(Mornin')
By yer radio
(Radio!)
Do the walls close in t'suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends . . .
An' all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been leadin' gotta go?
Well, let me straighten you out
About a little Russian restaurant I know . . .
(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, it's right aroun' the corner!)

Out through the night
An' the whisperin' breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases

Out through the night
An' the whisperin' breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases . . .

Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis
(That's right!)
And well they should
Even Napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
STINKFOOT

Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
'You got STINKFOOT! STINKFOOT, darlin'
Your STINKFOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINKFOOT! STINKFOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?'

Here Fido . . . Fido . . .
Here Fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy
Yes, that's a good dog! Yes!
'Arf, arf, arf!'
[crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump]
Sick . . .

Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
(Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit
Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"
He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!
I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
IT COULDN'T!"
He told me NO NO NO!
I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time . . .
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
We have a song for you about flying saucers
This song is going to be sung for you by George
And the name of the song is Inca Roads
(I B Emerson)

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*Available on the following albums:*
You Cant Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 2 [Live]	Apostrophe (')	Apostrophe/Over-nite Sensation
FZ:OZ	Make a Jazz Noise Here
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this song

*Played on 34 shows:*
	11-05-16, #16-45	07-12-92, #92-28
	08-01-15, #15-31	02-24-91, #91-08
	03-29-14, #14-13	05-27-90, #90-21
	11-02-13, #AOTA-131102	08-20-89, #89-34
	09-08-12, #12-36	10-05-86, #86-40
	08-30-09, #09-35	10-05-86, #KMET-86-40
	08-03-08, #08-31	12-08-85, #KMET-85-49
	05-01-05, #XM-101	02-27-83, #83-09
	04-03-05, #05-14	06-20-82, #82-25
	05-06-01, #01-18	09-21-80, #80-38
	04-30-00, #00-18	09-14-80, #KMET-80-29
	01-24-99, #99-04	11-19-78, #78-40
	03-15-98, #98-11	05-07-78, #78-11
	02-18-96, #96-07	04-04-76, #88
	11-20-94, #94-47	12-14-75, #72-49
	03-20-94, #94-12	11-02-75, #66
	04-25-93, #93-17	06-08-75, #49
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	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 07-13-09 01:10 AM - 15 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Yep, thanks.

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 07-11-09 01:18 PM - 15 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Ok, is that a bit closer? I no longer have this album so I can't check. This page should have the lyrics from 'Apostrophe'. Live versions with different lyrics should have separate pages.

	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 07-11-09 12:50 AM - 15 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d The above lyrics are not complete. The part after the instrumental break where the dog was talking was omitted. I searched a few lyrics sites and they all had the same as above so this was not done by a bot attack.

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