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Dueling Dorks

By: Artist Unknown

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Lyrics:
[To the tune of Dueling Banjos...] I'm a real big dork And so am I I'm a bigger dork Oh no, you're not [talking] Oh Yeah? Yeah, my eye! Well there's only one way to solve this How's that? I challenge you to a duel You mean... Yes! Dueling Dorks When I play poker I throw away aces Well I buy cheese whiz by the cases I buy new loafers and ask for laces When I park my car I take two spaces I like to suck the ink from pens If one is smart then I'm a ten My hobby's collecting Tupperware I never change my underwear I signal left and always turn right I forget to turn on my headlights I always drive slow in the tube And all my friends say I'm a boob We're the Dueling Dorks Yes the Dueling Dorks The Dueling Dorks The Dueling Dorks I got holes in all my dress up socks And my closest friend is my pet rock When it comes to wine I like mine new Vintage ain't good 'nough for you [talking] You know, We got a lot in common, really Yeah, guys like us ought to stick together We ought, we ought to start like an organization for dorks Yeah but you really think anyone would remember how to get to the meeting place Well I don't know, what you asking me for? [Both talking at once] I don't even know where the meeting place is 'jeese. Get off my face. Awe come on Look at me I'm a flaming fool I like the way you talk and drool I just realized my fly is down You're the biggest dork in town Maybe I should market this Certainly, how could we miss I'll open up a dork boutique With pros like us, it'll take a week Do you think the world is ready for A dork bee-oo-tique and maybe more The Dueling Dorks The Dueling Dorks [talking] Wow! Oh boy! That was like the hardest thing I've ever done my whole life I thought it was a lot of fun, myself Have you got a handkerchief, I got a booger in my nose here No I don't, but ah, I think I could find a piece of toilet paper for you I think I'll just use my sleeve Oh you're, you're a dork No, you're a dork No, you're, you're a dork Oh yeah? Uh huh. Oh yeah? Hey, we're both dorks, ain't we Oh yeah? That's right! I'm leaving All right. Then you get outta here then Oh yeah? Yeah! Oh yeah? Uh huh! Goodbye! Goodbye!...Dork!

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