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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: We Are Not Raccoons
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fiogf49gjkf0d Pharmacists in Davis have an odd prescription to fill
Recently they're trying to put squirrels on the pill
Excess population they want to control
Squirrel condoms they couldn't unroll
Somehow teaching abstinence also didn't fit the bill
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fiogf49gjkf0d "Non-automotive traffic?" Is that Cali-speak for "bicycle paths"? We don't have those here. All the ice in winter constantly freezes & melts and breaks up the asphalt, making the paths unsafe. Doesn't do the asphalt aardvarks much good, either.
The squirrels are plenty quick, too- so the coyotes don't get them. And although the gun laws are worse here in this communist little commonwealth than anywhere else, that's more of a 'Boston thing'. Out here, if some .45 ammo happens to be 'passing through rather quickly' and a few coyote or squirrel heads happen to explode, well, it's hunting season. Duck season, not wabbit season. What can you do, right?
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fiogf49gjkf0d What you might not realize, Davis is a city with a large area set aside for non-automotive traffic. This means there isn't the normal attrition rate expected when the little furry critters are chasing each other in the middle of the road (since there's no roads as such). Those poisoning pidgeons in the park only take out a few. Urban handgun laws won't let us take pot shots at them on the lawn. This show what uber environmetality extremism leads to... One is cute... One Thousand isn't...
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fiogf49gjkf0d Slow news day in America? Interesting poem though.
Terri M.
HalfBee:
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Pharmacists in Davis have an odd prescription to fill
Recently they're trying to put squirrels on the pill
Excess population they want to control
Squirrel condoms they couldn't unroll
Somehow teaching abstinence also didn't fit the bill
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