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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: The Yolk's On You For Trying
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fiogf49gjkf0d Super Bowl Sunday they invited everyone out to eat
Lots of people showed up but not everyone got a seat
As some lines circled round the block
Making people stand and there was talk
Something for nothing was a deal they just couldn't beat
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fiogf49gjkf0d Um, yeah................
fm123:
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I think I just lost my appetite for dessert.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I think I just lost my appetite for dessert.
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fiogf49gjkf0d We're playing 'find the rat' now? "It's behind the strawberry!"
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fiogf49gjkf0d 
Stavro Arrgolus:
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The 'rat in it' might be behind that big berry in the middle. These days, those guys have no trouble adding rat if they think it'd be a laugh. And you have to tip them after, too. Best to stay the hell out of those places, I think. If you make it yourself, the rats are optional.
fm123:
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I see they're in Bullhead City, AZ. That's right across the river from Laughlin, Nevada. Next time I'm in Vegas, I'll take a drive down there and order one slice of strawberry tart.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I bet playing 'find the fish' is easy enough there. "I wonder where that fish could be?"
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fiogf49gjkf0d The 'rat in it' might be behind that big berry in the middle. These days, those guys have no trouble adding rat if they think it'd be a laugh. And you have to tip them after, too. Best to stay the hell out of those places, I think. If you make it yourself, the rats are optional.
fm123:
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I see they're in Bullhead City, AZ. That's right across the river from Laughlin, Nevada. Next time I'm in Vegas, I'll take a drive down there and order one slice of strawberry tart.
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fiogf49gjkf0d How about spam, egg, sausage, Vista and spam? That's not got much Bill Gates in it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Well there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I see they're in Bullhead City, AZ. That's right across the river from Laughlin, Nevada. Next time I'm in Vegas, I'll take a drive down there and order one slice of strawberry tart.
peterpuck9:
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All of New England and much of the West Coast and South are deprived......
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Same here, so their map confirms. Never heard of them.
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fiogf49gjkf0d CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'
Man: Appalling.
peterpuck9:
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I'll have a slice without so much rat in it later.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Yes, but without so much rat in it. Only 3. Rather a lot, really.
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fiogf49gjkf0d All of New England and much of the West Coast and South are deprived......
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Same here, so their map confirms. Never heard of them.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I'll have a slice without so much rat in it later.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Yes, but without so much rat in it. Only 3. Rather a lot, really.
peterpuck9:
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Was it strawberry?
Stavro Arrgolus:
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You know the New Depression's on when they line up for hours to get free "food" at Denny's. You'd be better off staying at home and eating a pop tart. That's what I did. Though I'm reasonably sure there isn't a Denny's within 30 miles of here so the question is moot.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Same here, so their map confirms. Never heard of them.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I remember Perkins when I lived back east, but the 3 states out west where I've been living for the past 30 years, don't have any - www.perkinsrestaurants.com/locations
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, but without so much rat in it. Only 3. Rather a lot, really.
peterpuck9:
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Was it strawberry?
Stavro Arrgolus:
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You know the New Depression's on when they line up for hours to get free "food" at Denny's. You'd be better off staying at home and eating a pop tart. That's what I did. Though I'm reasonably sure there isn't a Denny's within 30 miles of here so the question is moot.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Was it strawberry? Actually, we don't have a Denny's that close either (that I know of) I really don't like it. I like IHOP or Perkins myself.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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You know the New Depression's on when they line up for hours to get free "food" at Denny's. You'd be better off staying at home and eating a pop tart. That's what I did. Though I'm reasonably sure there isn't a Denny's within 30 miles of here so the question is moot.
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fiogf49gjkf0d But what's laughingly called "food" there is still crap, right? And their reputation for 'questionable customer service' is worse now. Or so I've heard. I don't go to restaurants, crappy or not. It makes the solitary business of dinner seen even more solitary. Rather eat a frozen pizza.
fm123:
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If you haven't been to a Denny's since 1983, that's 26 years ago. You would be shocked to see how much the menu prices have changed.
What was $1.99 back then, is more like 4 times the price today!
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fiogf49gjkf0d If you haven't been to a Denny's since 1983, that's 26 years ago. You would be shocked to see how much the menu prices have changed.
What was $1.99 back then, is more like 4 times the price today!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Considering what's in the cities, "nowhere" is good. I'm "trying not to be seen". And if I remember correctly, there was one on the other side of Worcester in the southeast near Millbury- at least there was one the last time I was there...in 1983. I exaggerate just a bit. It's probably only 20 or 25 miles.
fm123:
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You must be out in the middle of nowhere. Do you have to drive all the way to Beantown to find a Denny's?
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fiogf49gjkf0d You must be out in the middle of nowhere. Do you have to drive all the way to Beantown to find a Denny's?
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Though I'm reasonably sure there isn't a Denny's within 30 miles of here so the question is moot.
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fiogf49gjkf0d You know the New Depression's on when they line up for hours to get free "food" at Denny's. You'd be better off staying at home and eating a pop tart. That's what I did. Though I'm reasonably sure there isn't a Denny's within 30 miles of here so the question is moot.
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