Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
0 Online
 
 

peterpuck9's Blog

Topic: Crook of The Week

 
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  07-23-10 11:00 PM  -  11 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
Man robs Long Island Bank wearing a Darth Vader Mask

www.1010wins.com/PHOTO--Man-Robs-L-I--Bank-Wearing-Darth-Vader-Mask/7752063

Member Comments:

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  07-24-10 02:03 AM  -  11 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
Around here, there has been a rash of bank robberies exceeded only by the continuing blight of codgers plowing into things with their cars. Old people have been killing pedestrians, bystanders and people inside buildings left and right with their absent minded motoring shenanigans and generally making us all look bad.

People in this state are fed up with the old farts killing everyone and have screamed for new laws requiring the ancient gaffers to take driver's tests at certain years in their decrepitancy (is that a word?) to which they responded "Hah?"

In other news, I thought I'd try making one of those silly South Park avatars I've seen around here. It should have a bubble saying 'Get off my lawn, Billy' or 'I fart in your general direction' or something.
Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  07-24-10 01:07 AM  -  11 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
I find your lack of cash disturbing...
Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-24-10 12:24 AM  -  11 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
He must have been a little short on cash to build his new Death Star.

---
peterpuck9:

Man robs Long Island Bank wearing a Darth Vader Mask

www.1010wins.com/PHOTO--Man-Robs-L-I--Bank-Wearing-Darth-Vader-Mask/7752063
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  07-23-10 11:07 PM  -  11 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
I find their lack of ability to steal with computers disturbing. Only now, at the end, do they understand. Tellers, like store employees, are instructed to let them get away with it and the police chase them around later and taser them silly (they're too fat and slow to beat them to death these days).

Robbers have been led to believe that bank robbing's easy since there'll be no resistance, so it just becomes a matter of the getaway and whether a doughy, self-involved generation of snowflake cops who are allergic to everything can catch and taser them.

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.