August 28, 2017 - 12:10 pm EDT (UTC -5)
O h, fuck all kinds of duck...
So it seems that time of year is upon us again. As Uncle Stavro wrote about many times in previous blogs, the local Labor Day fair arrives this week. The problem: He lives too close to the fairgrounds and all the road exits are blocked off for it making escape from the house impossible for the duration. He'd better get in the shopping he's put off for so long before he loses the option to do it for awhile.
So where is all this going, you ask? He has a few options. He can get in some much needed gardening - the vines are currently about to rip out the electrical wiring from the connection point to the house. He can play Skyrim/Civ 4-6/The Sims all weekend, or he can record one of those completed shows he has lying around.
Screw it. He's not going to do that any more than Wayne will magically appear & fix the 'Funky Butts' disaster. I've got to do it myself. But I won't call it what its title is now. I'll call it...what the title of this blog post is. It's a line from "Hellsing Ultimate Abridged", if you were wondering. Why goats and blood? 'Cause I'm a vampire! AHAHAHA! (thunder crash) haha...it's funny. To me, anyway.
It'll be the usual bollocks - silly voices/noises, both rare & new dementia, and maybe the show will go off the rails & end with an entirely different topic. If I make the main show and not the podcast. Uncle's podcasts don't have themes.
It's been so long that I only hope I still remember how to make a show using Audacity. But it's going to be a long inescapable weekend and there'll be nothing else to do. All I have to decide is what kind of beer to get for dealing with it...
Apropos of nothing, Uncle Stavro's subtext is teal - the designated "editor" color this site uses. Mine is blood red - because...you know.