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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: And Now... (not the architech sketch)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Got a hankercheif on my head
Up rolled pants, suspenders red
My Brain Hurts
BRAIN... HURTS...
Yell it loudly til I'm dead
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fiogf49gjkf0d (They all shake hands, giving the secret Mason's handshake. Mr. Wiggin (Cleese) then says to the camera...)
It opens doors, I'm telling you.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Isn't that going to put the cost up?
Well, I don't know whether I'd worry about strengthening that much. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats. Huh.
I mean, providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and, uhh, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here.
(The model explodes)
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fiogf49gjkf0d This is a scale model of the block. There are twenty-eight stories with two hundred and eighty modern apartments. There are three main lifts and two service lifts. Access would be from Dibbingley Road.
(The model falls over. Mr. Leavey quickly places it upright again.)
The structure is built on a central pillar system...
(It falls over again. He tries to make it stand up, but it won't, so he holds it up.)
...with cantilevered floors in pre-stressed steel and concrete. The dividing walls on each floor section are fixed with recessed magnolia flanged grooves.
(The bottom ten floors of the model give way and it partly collapses.)
(crick) Uh, by avoiding wood and timber derivatives and all other inflammables,... (fsss) ...we have almost totally removed the risk...of...
(The model smokes and catches fire.)
Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you.
I'm sorry about that, gentlemen. The second architect is Mr. Leavey of Wymis and Dibble.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I nearly got in at Hendon.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I've got a second-hand apron.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you.
--- Stavro288
That's not important, but if one of you could put in a word for me, I'd love to be a Freemason. Freemasonry opens doors. I mean, I was a bit on edge just now, but if I was a mason, I'd just sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.
--- peterpuck9
Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we, um, did... want... a block of flats. Nice, though, the abattoir is. (laughs nervously)
--- Stavro288
Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
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fiogf49gjkf0d That's not important, but if one of you could put in a word for me, I'd love to be a Freemason. Freemasonry opens doors. I mean, I was a bit on edge just now, but if I was a mason, I'd just sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.
--- peterpuck9
Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we, um, did... want... a block of flats. Nice, though, the abattoir is. (laughs nervously)
--- Stavro288
Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
--- peterpuck9
No, no....it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abbatoir....
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fiogf49gjkf0d Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we, um, did... want... a block of flats. Nice, though, the abattoir is. (laughs nervously)
--- Stavro288
Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
--- peterpuck9
No, no....it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abbatoir....
--- Stavro288
Sometimes a handkerchief's just a handkerchief. We Pythonnuts often get anally analytical about Python characters and sketches- "What was the 'message' they were sending in that sketch?" "What type of person in Britain were the 'Gumbys' meant to portray?" "Why is making fun of the Scots so funny?" and of course, "Who the hell is Reginald Maudling, anyway?"
Maybe there are answers for inane questions such as these. Maybe not. Going on about them too much I've always found to be counterproductive. Why? Because when I do...MY BRAIN HURTS!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
--- peterpuck9
No, no....it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abbatoir....
--- Stavro288
Sometimes a handkerchief's just a handkerchief. We Pythonnuts often get anally analytical about Python characters and sketches- "What was the 'message' they were sending in that sketch?" "What type of person in Britain were the 'Gumbys' meant to portray?" "Why is making fun of the Scots so funny?" and of course, "Who the hell is Reginald Maudling, anyway?"
Maybe there are answers for inane questions such as these. Maybe not. Going on about them too much I've always found to be counterproductive. Why? Because when I do...MY BRAIN HURTS!
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fiogf49gjkf0d No, no....it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abbatoir....
--- Stavro288
Sometimes a handkerchief's just a handkerchief. We Pythonnuts often get anally analytical about Python characters and sketches- "What was the 'message' they were sending in that sketch?" "What type of person in Britain were the 'Gumbys' meant to portray?" "Why is making fun of the Scots so funny?" and of course, "Who the hell is Reginald Maudling, anyway?"
Maybe there are answers for inane questions such as these. Maybe not. Going on about them too much I've always found to be counterproductive. Why? Because when I do...MY BRAIN HURTS!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Sometimes a handkerchief's just a handkerchief. We Pythonnuts often get anally analytical about Python characters and sketches- "What was the 'message' they were sending in that sketch?" "What type of person in Britain were the 'Gumbys' meant to portray?" "Why is making fun of the Scots so funny?" and of course, "Who the hell is Reginald Maudling, anyway?"
Maybe there are answers for inane questions such as these. Maybe not. Going on about them too much I've always found to be counterproductive. Why? Because when I do...MY BRAIN HURTS!
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