What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone? (live) by Carla Ulbrich

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What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone? (live)
By: Carla Ulbrich

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Duration:	3:14
Release Date:	1999 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Carla Ulbrich (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Carla Ulbrich (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Released By:	The Orchard (Stavro Arrgolus)
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I was just wondering hypothetically
What would you do? theoretically
If something should happen accidentally or medically
What if your girlfriend was gone?

If she died in a fire from a broken light fixture
Or happened to swallow a poisonous mixture
Would I find my way back into the picture
If you were suddenly alone?

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Would you call me up
Would you write me a letter
Would you tie a message to your Irish Setter
Would you try to get through so we could be together
What if your girlfriend was gone?

If she disappeared without a trace
And everyone looked all over the place
Why do you have that look on your face?
It's not like I have any plans!

But if I were around and I could appease ya
And she was suddenly struck with amnesia
And never again would be able to please ya
Would you still wanna be her man?

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Of course, as you know, I'm a very nice girl
A beacon of light in a cold, cruel world
Evil plans I could never carry out..
But who could blame me for wonderin' about

If something should happen hypothetically
What would you do? Theoretically
If something should happen accidentally or medically
What if your girlfriend was gone?

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Would you walk away from your deep devotion
Put a letter in a bottle and throw it in the ocean
Realize that you've got a notion
To give me my long overdue promotion

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Available on the following albums:
Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #9	Her Fabulous Debut	Professional Smart Aleck
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Played on 14 shows:
	03-01-15, #BWR-15-03-01	11-28-04, #04-48
	03-08-14, #ISGD-14-16	02-22-04, #XM-39
	08-05-07, #MMS-88	02-08-04, #04-06
	07-09-06, #MMS-35	09-30-01, #01-39
	02-12-06, #06-07	03-12-00, #00-11
	02-13-05, #05-07	01-30-00, #00-05
	02-13-05, #XM-90	01-09-00, #00-02
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