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			| What you are seeing before you is a pure example of a song gone wrong. It started with the lyrics entry. Some barnacle head took it from me. I couldn't make corrections which I thought were important. When I reported this Tim recovered the lyrics but I was worried that he wouldn't make corrections or reformat them, and that bothers me. After that some of the imitations in the song got to me. I couldn't really approve of them anymore. That's when I said "That's it! I can't listen to this anymore!" and I stopped listening to it. After all I can do all the characters just as well as the actual cast can. If you value your sponginess, especially if it's your biggest part of dementia, don't listen to this song. (review from 1/30/06) | - Sonic SBL |  
		
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			| Parody of "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground (peterpuck9) |  
		
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			| Song Lyrics: |  
			| Pirate: Are ya ready, kids? Kids: Aye aye, captain
 Pirate: I can't hear you.
 Kids: (louder) Aye aye, captain!
 Pirate: (Oooh…)
 (Rap beat starts)
 
 Mr. Krabs: Are ya ready?
 SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (Laughs)
 
 All right, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
 The animated style that you're used to
 I'm shaped funny (laughs)
 (I need help on this line)
 The whole role is down here under the sea
 Now you all oughta watch with your son or daughter
 All my nautical nonsense in the underwater
 I'll eat a bowl of jellyfish jam, you got on your shelf
 So just let me introduce myself
 My name is SpongeBob pronounced with an "ongeBob"
 Flippin' burgers sure really is a fun job
 And all the Krabby Patties I make
 Are for the 12:30 lunch mob
 I got your order up here in Bikini Bottom
 You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
 Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese,
 Onions, sweet outer tomatoes,
 Ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun in that order!
 I'm ready, see? Look, Plankton's back!
 (Plankton laughs)
 And he wants the secret recipe
 But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
 Plankton: Aw, come on SpongeBob. Those buns, are they sesame?
 Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that's enough of that! (throws Plankton out)
 Now listen up, Spongy!
 You swab the deck while I count up all me money!
 SpongeBob: Want to clean (squeaky boots) Spin around and go "boom!"
 I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom
 I'm crazy! And Squidward here will save me
 Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away, please!
 SpongeBob: The Employee of the Month is my stance
 And I even got my own dance
 
 Chorus:
 All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
 Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SB: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SpongeBob: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge
 Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
 SpongeBob: Do ya know what I'm doin' (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Doin' the Spongey Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
 SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Ha! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 
 Patrick says:
 Yo, SpongeBob! Let's do some jellyfishing!
 SpongeBob: Starfish is dumb as the rock that he lives in
 We'll laugh and prance because we're best buds
 And we're happy until a jellyfish zaps me
 And now our plan "C" is to visit Sandy
 In her bubbledome land tree (howdy, SpongeBob!)
 With this squirrel girl adventure's nothing to fear
 But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear
 And then there's Squidward; quite grumpy I'm afraid.
 His Easter Island head is where his clarinet is played
 (I need help here) but hey, I don't care
 (not sure what this is) and my pants are square
 I get scary, hang with a lobster named Larry
 I give a bath to my pet snail (meow) called Gary
 I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles
 And when I crash out "Aw, tartar sauce, barnacles!"
 I go to school so I can learn to drive
 Mrs. Puff's my air bag so we'll both survive
 So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and Porous
 Then join along and sing the chorus!
 
 Chorus:
 All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
 Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
 (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Everybody do the spongy-sponge
 Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
 SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(Do the spongy-sponge)
 We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SB: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
 
 Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that'll be the brig, y'all. Mr. Squidward, a little bit of that bass groove right here!
 (Squidward imitates the bass slide; Mr. Krabs laughs)
 Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob uh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance?
 SpongeBob: Well it's really easy to do, Patrick. Check it out!
 
 First I go like this, spin around and then stop
 Then double-take three times, pelvic thrust and then stop
 And rip my pants 'cause it's fun (laughs)
 Squidward says:
 You look like a brittle pad gone mad, dummy!
 SB: That's all right 'cause I'm rockin' this ocean
 Bring it around town always causin' a commotion
 Bubble blowin's quite the same
 This is my technique, SquarePants is my name
 No two fishes will do it the same
 Just have some F.U.N. and forget about your brain
 Rockin', karate choppin'
 Now you're hooked, to the bottom you'll drop
 So if you got your air helmet, then come out and take the plunge
 You just step off and you're doin' the sponge!
 
 Chorus:
 SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
 Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
 (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Everybody do the spongy-sponge
 Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
 SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(do the spongy-sponge)
 We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 SB: Watch me do the spongy-sponge
 Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Flying Dutchman! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Come on and do the spongy-sponge
 Hey! King Neptune! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Just keep on doin' the Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Even Patchy the Pirate! (Do the spongy-sponge)
 Oh, yeah, do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
 
 Plankton: I got a Krabby Patty! The secret formula will soon be mine!
 Mr. Krabs: Mother of pearl! Mr. Squidward! Stop that scurvy scavenger!
 Squidward: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.
 SpongeBob: Once again, the underwater's in the pineapple! I'd like to send a shout-out to the whole ocean! Keep on doin' the Spongy Dance. As for the ladies, dance, and Spongy lives forever! (laughs)
 
 (The song ends like the end of the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme)
 
 (Sonic SBL)
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			| Played on 40 shows: |  
			|  | 04-12-25, #KMCC - 19-17 |  | 12-31-05, #ROTP_071 |  
			|  | 09-02-23, #KMCC 18-01 |  | 10-05-05, #KMCC_2-11 |  
			|  | 05-15-21, #AOTA-210515 |  | 09-18-05, #MM-25 |  
			|  | 01-05-19, #AOTA-190105 |  | 12-28-04, #ISGD-04-62 |  
			|  | 12-28-18, #WOTR_118 |  | 12-26-04, #04-52 |  
			|  | 12-09-18, #OTR-4-49 |  | 11-07-04, #04-45 |  
			|  | 12-01-18, #AOTA-181201 |  | 10-06-04, #KMCC_02-02 |  
			|  | 09-08-18, #AOTA-180908 |  | 10-03-04, #04-40 |  
			|  | 03-02-18, #WOTR_72 |  | 09-29-04, #KMCC_02-01 |  
			|  | 09-09-17, #AOTA-170909 |  | 08-15-04, #04-33 |  
			|  | 06-04-17, #ISGD-17-22 |  | 08-08-04, #04-32 |  
			|  | 05-06-17, #AOTA-170506 |  | 08-08-04, #XM-63 |  
			|  | 02-22-15, #BWR-15-02-22 |  | 08-01-04, #04-31 |  
			|  | 06-04-13, #BWR-13-06-04 |  | 07-25-04, #04-30 |  
			|  | 11-06-09, #MMDT20_09-45 |  | 07-18-04, #04-29 |  
			|  | 08-28-09, #MMDT20_09-35 |  | 07-18-04, #XM-60 |  
			|  | 06-01-08, #08-22 |  | 07-11-04, #04-28 |  
			|  | 09-23-07, #07-38 |  | 07-04-04, #04-27 |  
			|  | 03-04-07, #MMS-68 |  | 06-27-04, #04-26 |  
			|  | 02-04-06, #ROTP_076 |  | 06-20-04, #04-25 |  
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        |   | fiogf49gjkf0dWell, it wasn't easy, but Captain Wayne got me the lyrics entry back. In the meantime, peterpuck9 helped me revise them. This has put an end to my complaining, but I don't think it'll let me listen to the song again. There are still some parts that might need correction. If you find one, just let me know. |  |  
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