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| What you are seeing before you is a pure example of a song gone wrong. It started with the lyrics entry. Some barnacle head took it from me. I couldn't make corrections which I thought were important. When I reported this Tim recovered the lyrics but I was worried that he wouldn't make corrections or reformat them, and that bothers me. After that some of the imitations in the song got to me. I couldn't really approve of them anymore. That's when I said "That's it! I can't listen to this anymore!" and I stopped listening to it. After all I can do all the characters just as well as the actual cast can. If you value your sponginess, especially if it's your biggest part of dementia, don't listen to this song. (review from 1/30/06) | - Sonic SBL |
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| Parody of "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground (peterpuck9) |
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Pirate: Are ya ready, kids?
Kids: Aye aye, captain
Pirate: I can't hear you.
Kids: (louder) Aye aye, captain!
Pirate: (Oooh…)
(Rap beat starts)
Mr. Krabs: Are ya ready?
SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (Laughs)
All right, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The animated style that you're used to
I'm shaped funny (laughs)
(I need help on this line)
The whole role is down here under the sea
Now you all oughta watch with your son or daughter
All my nautical nonsense in the underwater
I'll eat a bowl of jellyfish jam, you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is SpongeBob pronounced with an "ongeBob"
Flippin' burgers sure really is a fun job
And all the Krabby Patties I make
Are for the 12:30 lunch mob
I got your order up here in Bikini Bottom
You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese,
Onions, sweet outer tomatoes,
Ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun in that order!
I'm ready, see? Look, Plankton's back!
(Plankton laughs)
And he wants the secret recipe
But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
Plankton: Aw, come on SpongeBob. Those buns, are they sesame?
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that's enough of that! (throws Plankton out)
Now listen up, Spongy!
You swab the deck while I count up all me money!
SpongeBob: Want to clean (squeaky boots) Spin around and go "boom!"
I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom
I'm crazy! And Squidward here will save me
Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away, please!
SpongeBob: The Employee of the Month is my stance
And I even got my own dance
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Do ya know what I'm doin' (Do the spongy-sponge)
Doin' the Spongey Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Ha! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Patrick says:
Yo, SpongeBob! Let's do some jellyfishing!
SpongeBob: Starfish is dumb as the rock that he lives in
We'll laugh and prance because we're best buds
And we're happy until a jellyfish zaps me
And now our plan "C" is to visit Sandy
In her bubbledome land tree (howdy, SpongeBob!)
With this squirrel girl adventure's nothing to fear
But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear
And then there's Squidward; quite grumpy I'm afraid.
His Easter Island head is where his clarinet is played
(I need help here) but hey, I don't care
(not sure what this is) and my pants are square
I get scary, hang with a lobster named Larry
I give a bath to my pet snail (meow) called Gary
I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles
And when I crash out "Aw, tartar sauce, barnacles!"
I go to school so I can learn to drive
Mrs. Puff's my air bag so we'll both survive
So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and Porous
Then join along and sing the chorus!
Chorus:
All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
(Do the spongy-sponge)
Everybody do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(Do the spongy-sponge)
We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that'll be the brig, y'all. Mr. Squidward, a little bit of that bass groove right here!
(Squidward imitates the bass slide; Mr. Krabs laughs)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob uh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance?
SpongeBob: Well it's really easy to do, Patrick. Check it out!
First I go like this, spin around and then stop
Then double-take three times, pelvic thrust and then stop
And rip my pants 'cause it's fun (laughs)
Squidward says:
You look like a brittle pad gone mad, dummy!
SB: That's all right 'cause I'm rockin' this ocean
Bring it around town always causin' a commotion
Bubble blowin's quite the same
This is my technique, SquarePants is my name
No two fishes will do it the same
Just have some F.U.N. and forget about your brain
Rockin', karate choppin'
Now you're hooked, to the bottom you'll drop
So if you got your air helmet, then come out and take the plunge
You just step off and you're doin' the sponge!
Chorus:
SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
(Do the spongy-sponge)
Everybody do the spongy-sponge
Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(do the spongy-sponge)
We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
SB: Watch me do the spongy-sponge
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Flying Dutchman! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Come on and do the spongy-sponge
Hey! King Neptune! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Just keep on doin' the Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
Even Patchy the Pirate! (Do the spongy-sponge)
Oh, yeah, do the spongy-sponge (laughs)
Plankton: I got a Krabby Patty! The secret formula will soon be mine!
Mr. Krabs: Mother of pearl! Mr. Squidward! Stop that scurvy scavenger!
Squidward: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob: Once again, the underwater's in the pineapple! I'd like to send a shout-out to the whole ocean! Keep on doin' the Spongy Dance. As for the ladies, dance, and Spongy lives forever! (laughs)
(The song ends like the end of the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme)
(Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
9.2
(4 votes)
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| Played on 39 shows: |
 | 09-02-23, #KMCC 18-01 | | 10-05-05, #KMCC_2-11 |
| 05-15-21, #AOTA-210515 | | 09-18-05, #MM-25 |
| 01-05-19, #AOTA-190105 | | 12-28-04, #ISGD-04-62 |
| 12-28-18, #WOTR_118 |  | 12-26-04, #04-52 |
| 12-09-18, #OTR-4-49 | | 11-07-04, #04-45 |
| 12-01-18, #AOTA-181201 | | 10-06-04, #KMCC_02-02 |
| 09-08-18, #AOTA-180908 | | 10-03-04, #04-40 |
| 03-02-18, #WOTR_72 | | 09-29-04, #KMCC_02-01 |
| 09-09-17, #AOTA-170909 | | 08-15-04, #04-33 |
| 06-04-17, #ISGD-17-22 | | 08-08-04, #XM-63 |
| 05-06-17, #AOTA-170506 | | 08-08-04, #04-32 |
| 02-22-15, #BWR-15-02-22 | | 08-01-04, #04-31 |
| 06-04-13, #BWR-13-06-04 | | 07-25-04, #04-30 |
| 11-06-09, #MMDT20_09-45 | | 07-18-04, #XM-60 |
| 08-28-09, #MMDT20_09-35 | | 07-18-04, #04-29 |
| 06-01-08, #08-22 | | 07-11-04, #04-28 |
| 09-23-07, #07-38 | | 07-04-04, #04-27 |
| 03-04-07, #MMS-68 | | 06-27-04, #04-26 |
| 02-04-06, #ROTP_076 | | 06-20-04, #04-25 |
| 12-31-05, #ROTP_071 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Well, it wasn't easy, but Captain Wayne got me the lyrics entry back. In the meantime, peterpuck9 helped me revise them. This has put an end to my complaining, but I don't think it'll let me listen to the song again. There are still some parts that might need correction. If you find one, just let me know.
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Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.
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