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Mt. Everest ain't a place for beginners
Or anybody else, I'd say
There ain't no air up there
And no matter what you wear
You're guaranteed to freeze along the way

There's always some CEO
Who says he's gotta go
And show the world who's king of the hill
With O2 on his back
And a cellphone in his pack
There's a couple frozen up there still

'Cause it's there, it's there
They come because it's there
Now there's another dumbass on the mountain
A chopper's on the way
They'll bring him down today
There's another dumbass on the mountain

Now he thought he'd write a book
And maybe get mistook
For someone who's done somethin' worth a damn
He lived to tell the tale
Of a fella turnin' pale
And lookin' for the softest place to land

With a sherpa on his right
And a sherpa on his left
They'll drag him up until he hollers Stop
And when his nose is froze
And he's lost most of his toes
They'll tell him that he's standing on the top

'Cause it's there, it's there
They come because it's there
Now there's another dumbass on the mountain
A chopper's on the way
They'll bring him down today
There's another dumbass on the mountain

Now I've got nothing 'gainst
The old-time mountaineers
The kind you see in movies now and then
With a shot of mountain dew
And a yodel-ay-ee-ooo
They stroll up and down again

But these knuckleheads in all their high-tech gear
Look ready to be walking on the moon
They spread around some cash
And a good amount of trash
Then go lookin' for another place to ruin

'Cause it's there, it's there
They come because it's there
Now there's another dumbass on the mountain
A rescue's underway
I wonder who will pay
There's another dumbass on the mountain
There's another dumbass on the mountain

There's another dumbass on the mountain
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