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Duration: 2:16 
Release Date: 1989  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Until more recently, Dr. Demento would censor the word 'pubic' in this song whenever he played it. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
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    We're getting rubbed down for Christmas
    It's a holiday jubilee
    We're wrapping our bottles of oil
    and putting them under the tree
    It's a jubilant holiday rubfest
    that comes but once a year
    We'll start by rubbing your front side
    and we'll end by rubbing your rear

    Oh, a Christmas massage is joyous
    It's a pleasure no one turns down
    except in cases of doubtful intentions
    when massaging the pubic mound (stop that!)
    Then you'd best be under mistletoe
    'cause when sparks start to fly
    It makes a Yuletide rubdown
    something like the Fourth of July

    Oh, there's something about a rubdown
    that's as sexy as can be
    but since it's only a rubdown
    it puts a worried mind at ease
    For fear of fluids, cantcha
    see exactly what to do?
    Look under the Christmas tree branches
    Santa's brought a wetsuit for you!

    Oh, Mrs. Claus is rubbing Santa
    and Santa's rubbing the elves
    The elves are rubbing the reindeer (oh, Donner)
    and the reindeer are rubbing themselves
    Don't forget a holiday rubdown
    When you're making out your list
    'cause a massage from you at Christmas
    is a treat I can't resist

    Oh, Joseph was rubbing Mary
    when Mary was giving birth
    to the little baby Lord Jesus
    who would later massage the Earth
    The wise men and the shepherds
    brought frankincense and gold
    They would have brought their massage gear
    but a stable is just too cold

    Oh, we're getting massaged for Christmas
    It's certainly a holiday thrill
    We can all be Santa's helpers
    seeing everyone's stocking gets filled
    Give your friends a holiday rubdown
    They'll stay your pals all year
    To each and every neighbor
    Handfuls of Christmas cheer!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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