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2:16
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1989 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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| Until more recently, Dr. Demento would censor the word 'pubic' in this song whenever he played it. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Jinga jing jing jing
Jinga jing jing jing
Jinga jing jing jing
jinga jing jing
We're getting rubbed down for Christmas
It's a holiday jubilee
We're wrapping our bottles of oil
and putting them under the tree
It's a jubilant holiday rubfest
that comes but once a year
We'll start by rubbing your front side
and we'll end by rubbing your rear
Oh, a Christmas massage is joyous
It's a pleasure no one turns down
except in cases of doubtful intentions
when massaging the pubic mound (stop that!)
Then you'd best be under mistletoe
'cause when sparks start to fly
It makes a Yuletide rubdown
something like the Fourth of July
Oh, there's something about a rubdown
that's as sexy as can be
but since it's only a rubdown
it puts a worried mind at ease
For fear of fluids, cantcha
see exactly what to do?
Look under the Christmas tree branches
Santa's brought a wetsuit for you!
Oh, Mrs. Claus is rubbing Santa
and Santa's rubbing the elves
The elves are rubbing the reindeer (oh, Donner)
and the reindeer are rubbing themselves
Don't forget a holiday rubdown
When you're making out your list
'cause a massage from you at Christmas
is a treat I can't resist
Oh, Joseph was rubbing Mary
when Mary was giving birth
to the little baby Lord Jesus
who would later massage the Earth
The wise men and the shepherds
brought frankincense and gold
They would have brought their massage gear
but a stable is just too cold
Oh, we're getting massaged for Christmas
It's certainly a holiday thrill
We can all be Santa's helpers
seeing everyone's stocking gets filled
Give your friends a holiday rubdown
They'll stay your pals all year
To each and every neighbor
Handfuls of Christmas cheer! (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(3 votes)
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| Played on 15 shows: |
 | 12-05-18, #MMS-228 |  | 12-14-08, #08-50 |
| 08-11-16, #MMS-198 | | 11-30-07, #MMDT20_07-47 |
| 12-12-15, #ISGD-15-56 | | 12-10-06, #MMS-57 |
| 12-16-14, #BWR-14-12-16 | | 12-25-94, #94-52 |
| 12-03-14, #MMS-190 | | 12-13-92, #92-50 |
| 12-09-12, #MMS-160 | | 12-09-90, #90-49 |
| 12-11-11, #MMS-146 | | 12-24-89, #89-52 |
| 12-11-10, #MMS-135 | | |
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