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1994 (sfjpk30)
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(spoken intro) We've now reached the audience participation portion of our album. This is an old sing-a-long song and what we'd like for you to do is listen to the chorus of this song and then sing along with us. We'll go through it once and then you can sing with us.
(sung) A sultan sat on his Oriental mat With his harem in downtown Persia He took a sip of coffee, just a drip Then he said to his servant Ursa: "Ahhh, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"
CHORUS 'Caaaaaaaaaaaause All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot But I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots They are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea!
(spoken) Ya got it? Well, join right in!
(sung) In days of old, when knights and men were bold And whiskey was much cheaper Ben Turpin rode to the coffee house and showed His pistols to the keeper He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all a-quiver!"
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Now, Bonaparte knew that he was in the cart When he lost that Waterloo fight He gave his sword to Wellington, my lord And he said, "Those British can half-fight! Now you had your Waterloo, sir Tell me what *sniff* am I having with you, sir?"
CHORUS (in bad French-sounding English)
(spoken) Well, we didn't expect you to sing along with that last verse because, well,...it was in French. This is your last chance, though. It's the "People Magazine" version of the song and it goes like this:
(sung) Now, King Solomon and his wife would carry on When we heard in the ancient scandals, He bought her lots of silver coffee pots With diamond legs and handles And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-ba!"
'Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause (EVERYBODY!)
(sung three times, each time getting progressively faster) All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot But I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots They are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea! (ChrisWolvie) |
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(4 votes)
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Played on 21 shows: |
 | 06-13-20, #AOTA-200613 |  | 09-12-04, #04-37 |
 | 12-04-16, #OTR-2-47 |  | 08-29-04, #XM-66 |
 | 03-21-15, #15-12 |  | 07-18-04, #XM-60 |
 | 02-01-15, #BWR-15-02-01 |  | 06-27-04, #04-26 |
 | 10-05-13, #MMS-174 |  | 10-13-02, #02-41 |
 | 08-11-12, #12-32 |  | 09-17-00, #00-38 |
 | 02-25-12, #12-08 |  | 01-09-00, #00-02 |
 | 04-16-11, #11-16 |  | 09-12-99, #99-37 |
 | 01-10-10, #10-02 |  | 05-18-97, #97-20 |
 | 06-26-06, #MM-63 |  | 09-22-96, #96-38 |
 | 02-26-06, #06-09 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d I think this song is awsome!!!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d I love those guys. Saw them when my kids were young, need to see them again.
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