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2:19
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2005 (Tim P. Ryan)
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You are born the first and only child
Of working class blue collar folks
And grew up in a poor, dumb town
That didn't make the map.
Your limited intelligence
And mild social anxiety
Make for an average childhood
Where you unremarkably move to the
Run-of-the-mill school system.
Make a couple friends who you'll lose touch with
When you go to study at the university,
And there you'll major in a subject
You have no attachment to,
But hey, you need to pay the bills
And all those student loans.
At a dance, you meet a girl
Who has been ditched by all her friends.
You start to put the moves on her,
And quite amazingly, she does not slap you
Right across the face which is
Much better than you usually do.
You date her for a while
And then mutually decide
That you'll never meet a better person,
So resignably you tie the knot
About a year after you graduate from school.
You are hired by a struggling branch
Of a successful franchise
And your boss will call you
The wrong name for 47 years.
With your salary, you raise the kids
Who unexpectedly arrive
And barely ever see them
O'er your disapproving life,
So you go along and pay their way.
Till they've left the house and satisfied,
You've done the best you could.
You wait until it's time for you to retire.
Wait for the cordial family visits
Which are steadily decreasing,
So you take up bridge and bingo
And you spend too much time gardening...
Watch Golf Network, drink ginger ale,
And then you die. (Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
0.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 10 shows: |
 | 02-13-10, #ROTP_286 |  | 05-29-05, #05-22 |
| 01-23-10, #ROTP_283 | | 05-08-05, #XM-102 |
| 08-23-09, #09-34 | | 04-17-05, #XM-99 |
| 11-22-06, #KMCC_3-03 | | 04-10-05, #05-15 |
| 08-28-05, #05-35 | | 03-20-05, #05-12 |
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