Spam  By: Sudden Death

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Lyrics By:	Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop)
Music By:	Thom Uliasz, Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop)
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Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop)
Published By:	FIDIM Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus)
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And it also parodies a group of Vikings who chant "spam spam spam spam....." in a famous Monty Python sketch. (peterpuck9)

Contains parodies of "Stand" by R.E.M. & "Slam" by Onyx. (czwrefsteven)

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[verse 1] I got 700 messages, three are from friends Who try to guilt me into sending their crap back to them All the rest, I would guess, are some kind of a scam That prevails in my mail in the form of SPAM There's an African queen and I'm the one she'd select 'Cause she's got 20 million dollars that she has to protect She can't wait and would appreciate a timely answer And all she needs is my bank number for the transfer Sure, oh yeah, that sounds totally legit And here's my ATM card in case you need it I can't believe that people fall for this s**t, it really sucks And last year these little pricks made a hundred million bucks Look, I won a free vacation to Hawaii All they need is my credit card number to verify Well, I'll just type that in for you right now Right after Hell freezes, and as time will allow True, interest rates are at an all-time low I'm no financial genius, but one thing I know I'm better off gettin' money from my dear old Mom Than from sexy chick three at hotmail.com [chorus] Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam (gradually get louder and repeat 3 times) Glorious spam, oh wonderful spam! [verse 2] These people don't know who I am and they don't Give a damn about me, they just give me spam So you can see what to me's a major source of my aggra- vation. Why these people think I need so much Viagra? And what's with all the offers for a penis enlarger Some even come with a battery charger Here's a two-for-one offer, I don't know about you But what the hell am I supposed to do with two? Here's another chick who wants to meet me on line For a one-on-one chat, it's just $12.99 She included a picture, says her name is Barbie But for that price, we could chat during dinner at Arby's I can work from home, and I can get rich quick I can buy some stupid herb so that I'll never get sick And if I act quick, I'll get a paper or somethin' That'll show me how to buy meds from Canada for nothin' It's amazing that these folks are so concerned about my health Considering when I had a flat, no one stopped to help But I can think for myself, so I'm not falling for squat Whether they can get me free gay porn or not [chorus] [break, a couple quick parodies] (sung to "Stand" by REM) Spam in my inbox at work Get rich quick Think about the folks who send it Wonder why they don't have a life Spam in my inbox at home Free hot porn Think about the stuff I'm getting Wonder who these freaks think I am (Sung to "Slam" by Onyx) Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! You can work from home! Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! Get a low rate loan! Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! Take an on-line course! Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! See a girl and a horse! [verse 3] The following is a true story. Only the bandwidth has been changed to protect my quota. It all seemed to be the same, till one day I got A really strange one I didn't know whether to believe or not He claimed to be a time traveler with a broken field regulator Who needed a new dimensional warp generator Huh, that's a new one, I didn't know what to say 'Cause I had just bought a used one that day on eBay I might have let him have it but I know what they're worth And he didn't have any money that was good on Earth So I'm gonna keep it, see if I can make it work I wanna travel to the future, visit Captain Kirk So until he gets some money that I know I can trust He can rot in 2000 (whatever) like the rest of us (chorus) OK, let's see. I've got a message from my mother, my cousin, Dave, and spam. Spam, my sister, Traci, and spam. Spam, spam, spam, Luke Ski's newsletter, and spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, some stupid crap from my boss, and spam. Spam, spam, spam, oh look, somebody bought an album, and spam. Spam, spam, spam... (build chorus in background) Glorious spam, oh wonderful spam! (Sonic SBL)

Available on the following albums:
Die Laughing	Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #14	Technobabble
Rhythms From the Crypt
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Played on 30 shows:
	03-03-23, #WOTR_316		04-01-06, #FFM-35
	02-05-22, #AOTA-220205		02-18-06, #ROTP_078
	09-26-20, #AOTA-200926		01-07-06, #MMS-12
	09-28-18, #WOTR_104		01-01-06, #06-01
	06-10-17, #AOTA-170610		12-31-05, #ROTP_071
	07-09-13, #BWR-13-07-09		12-31-05, #ISGD-05-93
	02-23-13, #AOTA-130223		11-09-05, #FFM-16
	08-14-12, #BWR-12-08-14		07-24-05, #05-30
	06-11-10, #MMDT20_10-24		07-17-05, #05-29
	05-14-10, #MMDT20_10-20		07-10-05, #05-28
	01-23-09, #BR-09-57		06-19-05, #05-25
	01-19-08, #BR-08-02		06-05-05, #05-23
	11-26-06, #06-48		05-29-05, #05-22
	11-15-06, #KMCC_3-02		05-01-05, #MM-7
	07-29-06, #ROTP_101		03-28-05, #MM-2
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