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By: Sudden Death
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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
Duration: 4:36 
Release Date:
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Thom Uliasz, Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
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Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: CC 
  • And it also parodies a group of Vikings who chant "spam spam spam spam....." in a famous Monty Python sketch. (peterpuck9)
  • Contains parodies of "Stand" by R.E.M. & "Slam" by Onyx. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [verse 1]
    I got 700 messages, three are from friends
    Who try to guilt me into sending their crap back to them
    All the rest, I would guess, are some kind of a scam
    That prevails in my mail in the form of SPAM
    There's an African queen and I'm the one she'd select
    'Cause she's got 20 million dollars that she has to protect
    She can't wait and would appreciate a timely answer
    And all she needs is my bank number for the transfer
    Sure, oh yeah, that sounds totally legit
    And here's my ATM card in case you need it
    I can't believe that people fall for this s**t, it really sucks
    And last year these little pricks made a hundred million bucks
    Look, I won a free vacation to Hawaii
    All they need is my credit card number to verify
    Well, I'll just type that in for you right now
    Right after Hell freezes, and as time will allow
    True, interest rates are at an all-time low
    I'm no financial genius, but one thing I know
    I'm better off gettin' money from my dear old Mom
    Than from sexy chick three at

    Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
    (gradually get louder and repeat 3 times)
    Glorious spam, oh wonderful spam!

    [verse 2]
    These people don't know who I am and they don't
    Give a damn about me, they just give me spam
    So you can see what to me's a major source of my aggra-
    vation. Why these people think I need so much Viagra?
    And what's with all the offers for a penis enlarger
    Some even come with a battery charger
    Here's a two-for-one offer, I don't know about you
    But what the hell am I supposed to do with two?
    Here's another chick who wants to meet me on line
    For a one-on-one chat, it's just $12.99
    She included a picture, says her name is Barbie
    But for that price, we could chat during dinner at Arby's
    I can work from home, and I can get rich quick
    I can buy some stupid herb so that I'll never get sick
    And if I act quick, I'll get a paper or somethin'
    That'll show me how to buy meds from Canada for nothin'
    It's amazing that these folks are so concerned about my health
    Considering when I had a flat, no one stopped to help
    But I can think for myself, so I'm not falling for squat
    Whether they can get me free gay porn or not

    [break, a couple quick parodies]

    (sung to "Stand" by REM)
    Spam in my inbox at work
    Get rich quick
    Think about the folks who send it
    Wonder why they don't have a life
    Spam in my inbox at home
    Free hot porn
    Think about the stuff I'm getting
    Wonder who these freaks think I am

    (Sung to "Slam" by Onyx)
    Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh!
    You can work from home!
    Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh!
    Get a low rate loan!
    Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh!
    Take an on-line course!
    Spam! Du-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh!
    See a girl and a horse!

    [verse 3]
    The following is a true story.
    Only the bandwidth has been changed to protect my quota.

    It all seemed to be the same, till one day I got
    A really strange one I didn't know whether to believe or not
    He claimed to be a time traveler with a broken field regulator
    Who needed a new dimensional warp generator
    Huh, that's a new one, I didn't know what to say
    'Cause I had just bought a used one that day on eBay
    I might have let him have it but I know what they're worth
    And he didn't have any money that was good on Earth
    So I'm gonna keep it, see if I can make it work
    I wanna travel to the future, visit Captain Kirk
    So until he gets some money that I know I can trust
    He can rot in 2000 (whatever) like the rest of us

    OK, let's see.
    I've got a message from my mother, my cousin, Dave, and spam.
    Spam, my sister, Traci, and spam.
    Spam, spam, spam, Luke Ski's newsletter, and spam.
    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, some
    stupid crap from my boss, and spam.
    Spam, spam, spam, oh look, somebody bought an album, and spam.
    Spam, spam, spam...
    (build chorus in background)
    Glorious spam, oh wonderful spam!
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 9.4 (4 votes)
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