The Tricker Of Treats  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:41
Release Date:	2005  (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Parody of "The River of Dreams" by Billy Joel (MarlinsGirl)

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In the middle of the night I go walking in the street Like a Charlie Brown ghost With two holes in a sheet I'm out there looking for candy Something chocolate or large Praise the Halloween gods 'Cause it's all free of charge Even though it's minus-twenty degrees I'll walk down every driveway and knock every door I'll strain to see, and my nuggets'll freeze But there's a Hershey-bar stash and I'm a Krackel whore In the middle of the night I go out to trick-or-treat Through the projects and slums To the wealthy jerks' streets I'm out fighting with SpongeBobs, Hulk-y Shrek-y green things, Geeks from Star Wars and Myst And The Lord of the Rings I don't know why I go risking my life 'Cause you can find this crap on sale all over the place But ya know I'll never call it a night Until I've filled every inch of this pillow case In the middle of the night I go walking up your street Trip and fall on your porch Oops, your pumpkin was neat But still I'm searching for candy Fork it over to me Or else I'll water your lawn With my Halloweenie In the middle of the night [Bathroom break] I'm not thrilled about your neighbor's supplies God knows I've never been a Tootsie Roll fan & Please explain it to those Globetrotter guys - I'm just an innocent ghost and not the Ku Klux Klan In the middle of the night I go out to trick-or-treat You can turn your lights off But I'll never retreat I will lean on your doorbell I will stomp in the cold Please don't tell me it's wrong Though I'm thirty years old In the middle of the night (MarlinsGirl)

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Played on 22 shows:
	10-28-23, #AOTA-231028		10-28-17, #AOTA-171028
	10-13-23, #MMS-258		10-21-17, #MMP-49
	10-29-22, #AOTA-221029		10-24-16, #MMS-202
	10-28-22, #WOTR_299		10-12-14, #MMP-33
	10-30-21, #AOTA-211030		10-29-09, #BR-09-87
	10-31-20, #AOTA-201031		10-11-09, #MMS-130
	10-30-20, #WOTR_197		08-21-09, #BR-09-78
	10-12-19, #AOTA-191012		10-31-08, #BR-08-44
	10-26-18, #WOTR_108		10-28-07, #MMS-97
	10-22-18, #MMS-227		10-21-07, #07-42
	10-13-18, #AOTA-181013		10-30-05, #05-44
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