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The Tricker Of Treats 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:41 
Release Date: 2005  (Spaff.com) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com) 
Produced By: Robert Lund (Spaff.com) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "The River of Dreams" by Billy Joel (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    In the middle of the night
    I go walking in the street
    Like a Charlie Brown ghost
    With two holes in a sheet
    I'm out there looking for candy
    Something chocolate or large
    Praise the Halloween gods
    'Cause it's all free of charge

    Even though it's minus-twenty degrees
    I'll walk down every driveway and knock every door
    I'll strain to see, and my nuggets'll freeze
    But there's a Hershey-bar stash and I'm a Krackel whore

    In the middle of the night
    I go out to trick-or-treat
    Through the projects and slums
    To the wealthy jerks' streets
    I'm out fighting with SpongeBobs,
    Hulk-y Shrek-y green things,
    Geeks from Star Wars and Myst
    And The Lord of the Rings

    I don't know why I go risking my life
    'Cause you can find this crap on sale all over the place
    But ya know I'll never call it a night
    Until I've filled every inch of this pillow case

    In the middle of the night
    I go walking up your street
    Trip and fall on your porch
    Oops, your pumpkin was neat
    But still I'm searching for candy
    Fork it over to me
    Or else I'll water your lawn
    With my Halloweenie
    In the middle of the night

    [Bathroom break]

    I'm not thrilled about your neighbor's supplies
    God knows I've never been a Tootsie Roll fan
    & Please explain it to those Globetrotter guys -
    I'm just an innocent ghost and not the Ku Klux Klan

    In the middle of the night
    I go out to trick-or-treat
    You can turn your lights off
    But I'll never retreat
    I will lean on your doorbell
    I will stomp in the cold
    Please don't tell me it's wrong
    Though I'm thirty years old

    In the middle of the night

    (MarlinsGirl)
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