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| Neither this studio version nor the live version that ends the album are censored on the CD. They're beeped only when played on TV or other mediums that demand it. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| Censored version played on Dr. Demento and Mad Music Show. Uncensored version played on Manic Mondays. (Tim P. Ryan) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Old Saint Nick’s got Bourbon breath
It’s so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It’s a merry ******’ Christmas
Everything’s so Christmasy
The streets are twinklin’ with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa’s knee
It’s a merry ******’ Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings ‘em (brings ‘em)
Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or
Some other gyp religion
Crappy toys flyin’ off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in hell
It’s a merry ******’ Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings ‘em
Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or
Some other gyp religion
Cracklin’ fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It’s a keep on truckin’, last year suckin’,
Midget chuckin’, slap the puck in,
How-much-wood-can-a-woodchuck-chuckin'
Merry ******’ Christmas!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Denis: Shut up! (POW!)
Santa: Ohhh! (Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(4 votes)
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| Played on 34 shows: |
 | 12-23-23, #AOTA-231223 |  | 12-13-09, #09-50 |
| 12-11-21, #AOTA-211211 | | 12-20-08, #ROTP_226 |
| 12-19-20, #AOTA-201219 | | 12-17-08, #MMS-119 |
| 12-21-19, #AOTA-191221 | | 12-13-08, #MMCZ_XMAS08B |
| 01-05-19, #MMS-230 | | 11-30-08, #08-48 |
| 12-08-18, #AOTA-181208 | | 12-23-07, #MMS-103 |
| 12-23-17, #AOTA-171223 | | 12-16-07, #07-50 |
| 01-23-17, #KMCC-11-10 | | 12-02-07, #07-48 |
| 12-10-16, #AOTA-161210 | | 12-25-06, #MM-88 |
| 12-12-14, #MMS-191 | | 12-24-06, #MMS-59 |
| 12-14-13, #13-30 | | 12-23-06, #ROTP_122 |
| 12-14-13, #AOTA-131214 | | 12-03-06, #06-49 |
| 12-22-12, #AOTA-121222 | | 08-13-06, #MMS-40 |
| 12-09-12, #MMS-160 | | 12-24-05, #ROTP_070 |
| 12-23-11, #ROTP_383 | | 12-18-05, #05-51 |
| 12-10-11, #AOTA-111210 | | 12-11-05, #05-50 |
| 12-13-09, #MMS-133 | | 12-04-05, #05-49 |
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