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Duration: 1:38 
Release Date: 2004  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Chris Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Chris Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By:
Released By: Comedy Central Records (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Slap Meat Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #7119378 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Neither this studio version nor the live version that ends the album are censored on the CD. They're beeped only when played on TV or other mediums that demand it. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Censored version played on Dr. Demento and Mad Music Show. Uncensored version played on Manic Mondays. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Old Saint Nick’s got Bourbon breath
    It’s so cold you could catch your death
    A cop sold me some crystal meth
    It’s a merry ******’ Christmas

    Everything’s so Christmasy
    The streets are twinklin’ with frozen pee
    My priest just sat on Santa’s knee
    It’s a merry ******’ Christmas

    All the kids go to bed each night
    To dream what Santa brings ‘em (brings ‘em)
    Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or
    Some other gyp religion

    Crappy toys flyin’ off the shelves
    Midgets dressed up to look like elves
    Spread good cheer or burn in hell
    It’s a merry ******’ Christmas

    All the kids go to bed each night
    To dream what Santa brings ‘em
    Unless they’re Jewish or Muslim or
    Some other gyp religion

    Cracklin’ fires to keep me warm
    And my collection of Asian porn
    Cradle my bells and work my horn
    It’s a keep on truckin’, last year suckin’,
    Midget chuckin’, slap the puck in,
    Merry ******’ Christmas!

    Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
    Denis: Shut up! (POW!)
    Santa: Ohhh!
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Merry ******' Christmas (Studio Version)"
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  12-25-06 01:06 PM  -  17 years ago
    Find the uncensored version in Manic Mondays # 88, presented by Tom Rockwell of Sudden Death.

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